What did the dinner plate say to the cup?

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 14, 2016

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 4, 2016

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 1, 2016

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Muslima (Guest) on February 27, 2016

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Halimah (Guest) on February 26, 2016

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 21, 2016

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Zawadi (Guest) on February 21, 2016

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Sultan (Guest) on February 19, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Samuel Were (Guest) on January 24, 2016

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Issa (Guest) on January 20, 2016

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Mary Mrope (Guest) on January 20, 2016

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Victor Malima (Guest) on January 12, 2016

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 3, 2016

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 3, 2016

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

John Kamande (Guest) on January 1, 2016

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 29, 2015

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 1, 2015

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 1, 2015

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

George Mallya (Guest) on November 24, 2015

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 19, 2015

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Leila (Guest) on November 15, 2015

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Baridi (Guest) on November 11, 2015

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Rubea (Guest) on November 8, 2015

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Yusuf (Guest) on November 8, 2015

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on November 7, 2015

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 1, 2015

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Chiku (Guest) on October 28, 2015

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

George Ndungu (Guest) on October 24, 2015

😆 Saving this one!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 18, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 9, 2015

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Jafari (Guest) on October 7, 2015

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

David Kawawa (Guest) on September 21, 2015

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 13, 2015

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Mustafa (Guest) on August 21, 2015

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Ndoto (Guest) on August 17, 2015

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 15, 2015

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 12, 2015

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Abubakar (Guest) on August 6, 2015

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 30, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 24, 2015

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Chum (Guest) on July 23, 2015

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Bahati (Guest) on July 23, 2015

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 16, 2015

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 15, 2015

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 12, 2015

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Rashid (Guest) on July 11, 2015

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Halimah (Guest) on June 15, 2015

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Rahim (Guest) on June 11, 2015

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Fikiri (Guest) on June 7, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 28, 2015

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 20, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Zulekha (Guest) on May 15, 2015

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on May 15, 2015

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 11, 2015

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 5, 2015

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

James Malima (Guest) on April 19, 2015

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 16, 2015

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Rahma (Guest) on April 15, 2015

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 12, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Raha (Guest) on April 4, 2015

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃