Mwinyi (Guest) on September 25, 2024

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 23, 2024

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 13, 2024

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 7, 2024

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Paul Kamau (Guest) on September 2, 2024

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Frank Macha (Guest) on August 26, 2024

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Abdullah (Guest) on August 22, 2024

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 18, 2024

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 13, 2024

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 8, 2024

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Zakia (Guest) on August 7, 2024

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

George Wanjala (Guest) on July 17, 2024

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Juma (Guest) on July 13, 2024

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 9, 2024

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 3, 2024

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Mwafirika (Guest) on June 29, 2024

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

George Wanjala (Guest) on June 27, 2024

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 26, 2024

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 25, 2024

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 24, 2024

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Khamis (Guest) on June 24, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 14, 2024

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Ali (Guest) on June 8, 2024

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Irene Akoth (Guest) on June 6, 2024

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

James Kawawa (Guest) on May 17, 2024

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 15, 2024

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Khadija (Guest) on May 14, 2024

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Robert Okello (Guest) on May 3, 2024

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 20, 2024

😄 You got me!

Nuru (Guest) on April 12, 2024

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 6, 2024

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 27, 2024

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Robert Okello (Guest) on March 25, 2024

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 18, 2024

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 14, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Muslima (Guest) on March 12, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 5, 2024

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 21, 2024

😁 This made my day!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on February 18, 2024

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Mustafa (Guest) on February 16, 2024

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Fatuma (Guest) on February 14, 2024

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 31, 2024

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 27, 2024

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 15, 2024

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 14, 2024

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 14, 2024

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 11, 2024

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 11, 2024

😆 That punchline!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 9, 2024

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 3, 2024

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 31, 2023

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 31, 2023

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Fadhili (Guest) on December 28, 2023

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Shukuru (Guest) on December 13, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 8, 2023

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 8, 2023

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

David Chacha (Guest) on December 4, 2023

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Mchawi (Guest) on November 28, 2023

😂 I’m saving this one!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on November 26, 2023

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Fadhili (Guest) on November 25, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅