Short Answer: "You're attractive, let's stick together! 💖"
Explanation: The paper clip is making a playful pun by referring to the magnet as "attractive," which could mean both physically appealing and having the ability to attract objects. By saying "let's stick together," the paper clip is referring to how magnets attract objects, but also humorously suggesting a desire for a close relationship with the magnet. The use of the 💖 emoji adds a cheerful and affectionate tone to the conversation, making it funny and lighthearted.
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 31, 2016
😆 Bookmarking this!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on January 22, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 22, 2016
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Zubeida (Guest) on January 16, 2016
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Ndoto (Guest) on January 12, 2016
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Shamsa (Guest) on January 11, 2016
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Daudi (Guest) on January 4, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 1, 2016
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Selemani (Guest) on December 31, 2015
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 30, 2015
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Hekima (Guest) on December 28, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Mgeni (Guest) on December 26, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on December 25, 2015
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 22, 2015
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 12, 2015
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 3, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Nasra (Guest) on November 27, 2015
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 19, 2015
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on November 18, 2015
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Shamsa (Guest) on November 17, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Ali (Guest) on November 14, 2015
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Mjaka (Guest) on November 7, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Mgeni (Guest) on November 7, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 3, 2015
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Raha (Guest) on October 31, 2015
🤣 Sending this now!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 30, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 27, 2015
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Hamida (Guest) on October 27, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 7, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Leila (Guest) on October 3, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Omar (Guest) on September 17, 2015
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Mashaka (Guest) on September 8, 2015
😄 You got me!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 7, 2015
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
James Malima (Guest) on September 7, 2015
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Mashaka (Guest) on August 31, 2015
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Ibrahim (Guest) on August 29, 2015
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 26, 2015
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 18, 2015
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 14, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Juma (Guest) on August 11, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 6, 2015
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
George Tenga (Guest) on August 5, 2015
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 29, 2015
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 26, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Kazija (Guest) on July 24, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 17, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 7, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 2, 2015
🤣 Sharing this right now!
James Kimani (Guest) on June 30, 2015
😅 I’m still laughing!
Jabir (Guest) on June 26, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 25, 2015
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 20, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 15, 2015
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 15, 2015
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Josephine (Guest) on June 11, 2015
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 10, 2015
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 7, 2015
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Asha (Guest) on May 22, 2015
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 20, 2015
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Athumani (Guest) on May 14, 2015
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️