What did the teacher do at the beach?

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 31, 2016

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Mtumwa (Guest) on May 22, 2016

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 19, 2016

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Mjaka (Guest) on May 15, 2016

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Hashim (Guest) on May 10, 2016

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 5, 2016

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 4, 2016

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 29, 2016

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Amina (Guest) on April 12, 2016

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 5, 2016

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 31, 2016

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 25, 2016

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Zulekha (Guest) on March 9, 2016

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Chiku (Guest) on March 7, 2016

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Jafari (Guest) on March 2, 2016

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 2, 2016

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Mwalimu (Guest) on February 27, 2016

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 22, 2016

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Juma (Guest) on February 21, 2016

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 17, 2016

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 15, 2016

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Mashaka (Guest) on February 12, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Kiza (Guest) on January 11, 2016

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

John Mwangi (Guest) on January 3, 2016

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 29, 2015

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

George Wanjala (Guest) on December 23, 2015

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Mjaka (Guest) on December 10, 2015

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on December 4, 2015

😆 Saving this one!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 4, 2015

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Chris Okello (Guest) on December 1, 2015

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Rehema (Guest) on November 27, 2015

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on November 26, 2015

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 25, 2015

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 12, 2015

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 3, 2015

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 19, 2015

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 17, 2015

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Sofia (Guest) on September 25, 2015

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 15, 2015

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 15, 2015

😆 That punchline was epic!

Mwajuma (Guest) on September 11, 2015

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 7, 2015

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 5, 2015

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 30, 2015

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Rehema (Guest) on August 29, 2015

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Amani (Guest) on August 17, 2015

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on August 12, 2015

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 11, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 8, 2015

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 28, 2015

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 14, 2015

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Yusra (Guest) on July 5, 2015

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Halimah (Guest) on June 28, 2015

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 24, 2015

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 13, 2015

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 12, 2015

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on June 9, 2015

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 3, 2015

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 19, 2015

😁 This made my day!

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 15, 2015

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆