Answer: The turkey stayed in a "gobble-tel"! π¦π¨
Explanation: This humorous answer plays on the word "hotel" by replacing it with "gobble-tel," creating a funny image of the turkey enjoying a little vacation before being roasted. The use of the turkey emoji adds to the playful and cheerful tone of the response.
Saidi (Guest) on January 14, 2016
Calories donβt count if you eat with friends. π°π―ββοΈ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 14, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 11, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Jafari (Guest) on January 9, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
Bahati (Guest) on January 6, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeΓ±o business! πΆοΈπ€
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 2, 2016
π Canβt stop laughing!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 1, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 31, 2015
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 30, 2015
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
Saidi (Guest) on December 21, 2015
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on December 13, 2015
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 5, 2015
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 4, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
Nyota (Guest) on November 26, 2015
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 18, 2015
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on November 12, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
John Mushi (Guest) on November 9, 2015
Why donβt eggs tell jokes? Theyβd crack each other up! π₯π€£
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on October 30, 2015
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 24, 2015
π Instant mood boost!
Salum (Guest) on October 20, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
Mwafirika (Guest) on October 19, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
Shabani (Guest) on October 17, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
Chris Okello (Guest) on October 12, 2015
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
Umi (Guest) on October 8, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 7, 2015
π€£ This joke is too good!
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 7, 2015
Iβm still cracking up, that was brilliant! π€£
Mgeni (Guest) on October 6, 2015
π€£ Brilliant joke!
Abdillah (Guest) on September 27, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 25, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
John Mushi (Guest) on September 21, 2015
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 16, 2015
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
Husna (Guest) on September 14, 2015
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 2, 2015
π Mood instantly lifted!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 23, 2015
π You got me!
Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 23, 2015
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
Ramadhan (Guest) on August 22, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 20, 2015
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π π
Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 19, 2015
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
Mhina (Guest) on August 13, 2015
Iβve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnβt say that' to 'What the heck, letβs see what happens'. π€·ββοΈπ€
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 13, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
Salma (Guest) on August 13, 2015
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 11, 2015
π You got me good!
Jaffar (Guest) on August 10, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 1, 2015
π Iβm dying!
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 1, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
Maulid (Guest) on July 12, 2015
Why donβt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! π½π
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 9, 2015
π I need to save this one forever!
Rubea (Guest) on July 9, 2015
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
Amani (Guest) on June 27, 2015
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 22, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
Raha (Guest) on June 18, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 1, 2015
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
Rashid (Guest) on May 26, 2015
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 23, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Leila (Guest) on May 10, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 29, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 28, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 25, 2015
π€£ Sharing this with everyone!
Khalifa (Guest) on April 24, 2015
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 20, 2015
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°