Q: What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day? A: "I love you a TON! 🐘❤️"
Explanation: Elephants are known for their massive size, so the play on words here is that they love each other "a ton," referring to both their weight and the intensity of their love. The use of the elephant emoji adds a touch of cuteness and humor to the answer.
Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 3, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Mwanais (Guest) on June 1, 2016
😆 Bookmarking this!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 22, 2016
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 5, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Yusra (Guest) on April 25, 2016
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 19, 2016
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Rukia (Guest) on April 17, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 15, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 6, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 4, 2016
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 25, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
David Musyoka (Guest) on March 22, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 18, 2016
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Zakia (Guest) on March 14, 2016
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 11, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 28, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Nahida (Guest) on February 23, 2016
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 22, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Majid (Guest) on February 17, 2016
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
George Mallya (Guest) on January 31, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 11, 2016
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Fatuma (Guest) on December 23, 2015
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 9, 2015
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 4, 2015
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Leila (Guest) on November 11, 2015
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 31, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 23, 2015
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 22, 2015
🤣 This one’s fire!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 21, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Kahina (Guest) on October 12, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Furaha (Guest) on October 9, 2015
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 26, 2015
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 24, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Anna Malela (Guest) on September 23, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Fikiri (Guest) on September 20, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
George Mallya (Guest) on September 12, 2015
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 1, 2015
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Baridi (Guest) on August 31, 2015
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Victor Malima (Guest) on August 15, 2015
🤣 Pure genius!
Jane Muthui (Guest) on August 15, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 8, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 5, 2015
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Ndoto (Guest) on July 4, 2015
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 2, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 1, 2015
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 27, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 13, 2015
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 8, 2015
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Mwagonda (Guest) on June 1, 2015
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 29, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Mtumwa (Guest) on May 24, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 24, 2015
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 23, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Tambwe (Guest) on May 21, 2015
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Masika (Guest) on May 19, 2015
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 19, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Shamim (Guest) on May 7, 2015
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 5, 2015
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Maida (Guest) on April 20, 2015
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Abubakar (Guest) on April 18, 2015
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔