Dracula's favorite fruit is a 🩸🍎"Bloody Apple"! 🧛♂️🍏
Explanation: Dracula, being known for his love of blood, would naturally prefer a fruit that matches his taste for the macabre. The "Bloody Apple" combines the spooky essence of vampires and the traditional fruit we all know, turning it into a witty and amusing choice for Dracula's favorite fruit. Plus, it adds a little twist to the common answer of "blood orange" that people might expect! 🧛♂️🥳🍎
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 2, 2016
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Khadija (Guest) on December 30, 2015
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 25, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 24, 2015
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Nahida (Guest) on December 21, 2015
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Zulekha (Guest) on December 15, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 14, 2015
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Wande (Guest) on December 7, 2015
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Hawa (Guest) on November 25, 2015
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Maida (Guest) on November 24, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Khalifa (Guest) on November 14, 2015
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Arifa (Guest) on November 5, 2015
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Ibrahim (Guest) on October 20, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
John Malisa (Guest) on October 19, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 16, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Omar (Guest) on October 8, 2015
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Rukia (Guest) on October 5, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Sarafina (Guest) on September 26, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Sekela (Guest) on September 21, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 19, 2015
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 19, 2015
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Salima (Guest) on September 12, 2015
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 9, 2015
😂 Sharing right away!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 5, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Khadija (Guest) on September 5, 2015
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Ali (Guest) on August 30, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 26, 2015
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 23, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 11, 2015
😂 Can't stop laughing!
John Malisa (Guest) on August 9, 2015
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 8, 2015
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Mchuma (Guest) on July 29, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
David Nyerere (Guest) on July 11, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 11, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 29, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 13, 2015
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 11, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 8, 2015
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 4, 2015
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Fatuma (Guest) on June 2, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
John Lissu (Guest) on May 23, 2015
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 19, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 18, 2015
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 3, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Shamsa (Guest) on May 2, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Zawadi (Guest) on April 25, 2015
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Latifa (Guest) on April 23, 2015
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Samuel Were (Guest) on April 22, 2015
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
James Kimani (Guest) on April 11, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 11, 2015
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Chiku (Guest) on April 11, 2015
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Tambwe (Guest) on April 2, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Kahina (Guest) on April 1, 2015
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Salum (Guest) on March 31, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 30, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 23, 2015
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
John Mushi (Guest) on March 18, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 15, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 13, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 9, 2015
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣