Short Answer: A "selfie" was born to succeed! 📸🤳
Explanation: A selfie is a photograph that you take of yourself, usually with a smartphone. It's a funny answer because in this digital age, selfies have become extremely popular and successful on social media platforms. People love to capture and share their best moments, making selfies the champions of self-expression and online fame. So, the birth of a selfie is indeed destined for success! 🌟😄
Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 8, 2016
😅 I’m still laughing!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on March 8, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 4, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 24, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Irene Makena (Guest) on February 19, 2016
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on February 17, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Umi (Guest) on February 12, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 8, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Binti (Guest) on February 6, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Kheri (Guest) on January 30, 2016
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Sultan (Guest) on January 23, 2016
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Zakia (Guest) on January 15, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
George Tenga (Guest) on December 13, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 7, 2015
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Kassim (Guest) on November 28, 2015
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 28, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 18, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 6, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Abubakar (Guest) on November 2, 2015
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 30, 2015
😂 I’m saving this one!
Azima (Guest) on October 30, 2015
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on October 30, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Rashid (Guest) on October 18, 2015
🤣 This one got me good!
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 5, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 4, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Maulid (Guest) on September 19, 2015
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 16, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Arifa (Guest) on September 11, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 7, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Sultan (Guest) on September 6, 2015
😁 This made my day!
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 4, 2015
😄 You got me!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 4, 2015
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Ahmed (Guest) on September 2, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Fadhila (Guest) on August 27, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 26, 2015
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 5, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Nyota (Guest) on August 2, 2015
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 29, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Robert Okello (Guest) on July 29, 2015
😅 I needed that!
Rubea (Guest) on July 25, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 24, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Abubakar (Guest) on July 11, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 22, 2015
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 21, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Abdillah (Guest) on June 18, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 18, 2015
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 16, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Zawadi (Guest) on June 5, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Nyota (Guest) on May 27, 2015
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 22, 2015
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Furaha (Guest) on May 19, 2015
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 8, 2015
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Sekela (Guest) on April 30, 2015
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 20, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Jamal (Guest) on April 20, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Sumaya (Guest) on April 19, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Mwajabu (Guest) on April 15, 2015
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Safiya (Guest) on April 13, 2015
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Zainab (Guest) on April 11, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Amina (Guest) on March 27, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅