Short Answer: 🛒 The shopping trolley can carry a load of groceries, while the university vice chancellor carries a load of paperwork! 📚💼
Explanation: The shopping trolley is used to transport groceries in a supermarket, while the university vice chancellor is responsible for administrative tasks and paperwork at the university. The humorous twist lies in comparing the physical load of groceries in a trolley to the metaphorical load of paperwork that the vice chancellor has to handle. It adds a lighthearted touch to the question, making it funny and amusing.
Mwachumu (Guest) on February 28, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Mwachumu (Guest) on February 19, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 9, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Husna (Guest) on January 18, 2016
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Ahmed (Guest) on January 15, 2016
🤣 This joke is too good!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 30, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Fatuma (Guest) on December 30, 2015
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 22, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 21, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
George Tenga (Guest) on December 16, 2015
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 11, 2015
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 8, 2015
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Faiza (Guest) on November 30, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 27, 2015
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
James Malima (Guest) on November 26, 2015
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Zulekha (Guest) on November 25, 2015
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Irene Makena (Guest) on November 25, 2015
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 16, 2015
😆 I’m dying over here!
Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 3, 2015
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 31, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 28, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 26, 2015
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 22, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Khatib (Guest) on October 22, 2015
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 18, 2015
😄 What a joke!
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 18, 2015
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 10, 2015
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 8, 2015
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 2, 2015
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Fikiri (Guest) on September 28, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Mohamed (Guest) on September 16, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Jabir (Guest) on September 14, 2015
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 12, 2015
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
David Chacha (Guest) on September 11, 2015
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Sekela (Guest) on September 10, 2015
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Maimuna (Guest) on September 4, 2015
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Mzee (Guest) on August 19, 2015
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 19, 2015
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Mwakisu (Guest) on August 19, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Masika (Guest) on August 3, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 28, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 23, 2015
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Hamida (Guest) on July 23, 2015
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Sultan (Guest) on July 21, 2015
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Mwalimu (Guest) on July 19, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 13, 2015
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 18, 2015
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Aziza (Guest) on June 7, 2015
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 25, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 17, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Salima (Guest) on May 12, 2015
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 1, 2015
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 29, 2015
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Selemani (Guest) on April 25, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Aziza (Guest) on April 18, 2015
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 11, 2015
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Asha (Guest) on March 30, 2015
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 29, 2015
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 19, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Shani (Guest) on March 16, 2015
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀