Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 21, 2016

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 20, 2016

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 7, 2016

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 5, 2016

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 16, 2016

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Rashid (Guest) on January 9, 2016

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Mchawi (Guest) on January 5, 2016

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 4, 2016

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Khadija (Guest) on December 30, 2015

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 29, 2015

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 23, 2015

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Sofia (Guest) on December 18, 2015

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Athumani (Guest) on December 17, 2015

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 15, 2015

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 10, 2015

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Furaha (Guest) on December 7, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 4, 2015

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Salima (Guest) on December 1, 2015

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on November 27, 2015

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 26, 2015

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 22, 2015

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 21, 2015

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Sultan (Guest) on November 12, 2015

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Kahina (Guest) on October 29, 2015

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Zuhura (Guest) on October 24, 2015

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 23, 2015

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Abdillah (Guest) on October 14, 2015

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 13, 2015

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 11, 2015

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Amani (Guest) on October 10, 2015

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 23, 2015

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Ali (Guest) on September 20, 2015

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 20, 2015

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Jamila (Guest) on September 13, 2015

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Shani (Guest) on September 1, 2015

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 29, 2015

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 26, 2015

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 16, 2015

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Shamsa (Guest) on August 15, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Athumani (Guest) on August 8, 2015

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 1, 2015

😂 I’m dying!

Abubakar (Guest) on July 20, 2015

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 8, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Shamim (Guest) on June 26, 2015

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Mashaka (Guest) on June 16, 2015

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Jamal (Guest) on June 14, 2015

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 10, 2015

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Chum (Guest) on May 31, 2015

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Arifa (Guest) on May 30, 2015

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Nasra (Guest) on May 30, 2015

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Rahma (Guest) on May 25, 2015

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

David Ochieng (Guest) on May 8, 2015

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Fadhili (Guest) on April 28, 2015

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 21, 2015

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 15, 2015

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 13, 2015

🤣 This one got me good!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 10, 2015

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 30, 2015

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 29, 2015

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 24, 2015

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎