Short Answer: Because it was rated "Arrrr!"
Explanation: The boy couldn't go to the pirate movie because it was rated "Arrrr!" This is a play on words, as "Arrrr!" sounds like the pirate exclamation "Arr!" and also resembles the word "R" which stands for Restricted. The use of the pirate theme adds a humorous touch to the answer. ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฟ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on February 20, 2016
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Mchuma (Guest) on February 17, 2016
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 4, 2016
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Zakaria (Guest) on January 27, 2016
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Mwachumu (Guest) on January 25, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 24, 2016
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 16, 2016
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 7, 2016
๐ This is gold!
Kahina (Guest) on December 29, 2015
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Mohamed (Guest) on December 26, 2015
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Jamila (Guest) on December 26, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 14, 2015
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Kassim (Guest) on December 11, 2015
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
George Ndungu (Guest) on December 11, 2015
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 8, 2015
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Ahmed (Guest) on November 17, 2015
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Khadija (Guest) on November 14, 2015
๐ This one really got me!
Mwajuma (Guest) on October 30, 2015
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 30, 2015
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Sharifa (Guest) on October 17, 2015
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Nasra (Guest) on October 9, 2015
๐ This is a keeper!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 4, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Kazija (Guest) on September 21, 2015
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 13, 2015
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 12, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on September 7, 2015
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Furaha (Guest) on September 3, 2015
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Nuru (Guest) on September 1, 2015
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 31, 2015
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 25, 2015
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Juma (Guest) on August 17, 2015
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Abdillah (Guest) on July 26, 2015
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 13, 2015
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
George Ndungu (Guest) on July 13, 2015
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Omari (Guest) on July 12, 2015
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 30, 2015
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Maneno (Guest) on June 29, 2015
๐ Still cracking up!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 26, 2015
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Raha (Guest) on June 25, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 8, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Mjaka (Guest) on June 4, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 29, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
John Kamande (Guest) on May 21, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 2, 2015
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Husna (Guest) on April 28, 2015
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
David Nyerere (Guest) on April 26, 2015
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Bahati (Guest) on April 24, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Nassor (Guest) on April 20, 2015
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 13, 2015
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Fatuma (Guest) on April 12, 2015
๐ Bookmarking this!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 8, 2015
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 2, 2015
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Hashim (Guest) on April 1, 2015
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 1, 2015
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 14, 2015
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Khatib (Guest) on March 5, 2015
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Khatib (Guest) on March 3, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 26, 2015
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Arifa (Guest) on February 21, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 19, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค