Short Answer: Because it was caught for "fowl" play! 🐔🦆👮♂️⛓️
Explanation: The chicken went to jail because it was involved in some "fowl" play, meaning it did something mischievous or against the law. Imagine a chicken wearing a tiny prisoner outfit, being escorted by a duck police officer and locked up with tiny chicken-sized handcuffs! It's all in good fun and just a silly way to imagine animals getting into trouble. 🐓😄🚓
Bahati (Guest) on November 25, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Faiza (Guest) on November 16, 2015
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on November 13, 2015
🤣 Sending this now!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 9, 2015
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
David Chacha (Guest) on November 5, 2015
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Zakaria (Guest) on November 4, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Habiba (Guest) on October 31, 2015
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 31, 2015
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Kahina (Guest) on October 25, 2015
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 12, 2015
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 4, 2015
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on October 4, 2015
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 19, 2015
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Mazrui (Guest) on September 17, 2015
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Mwalimu (Guest) on September 14, 2015
😂 This is too funny!
Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 10, 2015
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Mtumwa (Guest) on September 7, 2015
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Mwagonda (Guest) on September 6, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 4, 2015
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 3, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Mazrui (Guest) on September 1, 2015
😃 Instant mood boost!
Khalifa (Guest) on August 19, 2015
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 16, 2015
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Victor Malima (Guest) on August 12, 2015
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Irene Makena (Guest) on August 11, 2015
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Hekima (Guest) on August 6, 2015
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 27, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 20, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 19, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 7, 2015
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 1, 2015
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on June 29, 2015
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 28, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 22, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 22, 2015
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 13, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Abdillah (Guest) on June 10, 2015
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
David Musyoka (Guest) on June 6, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Sarafina (Guest) on May 31, 2015
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 30, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 28, 2015
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Athumani (Guest) on May 5, 2015
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
John Kamande (Guest) on May 3, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 2, 2015
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 26, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Mjaka (Guest) on April 25, 2015
😆 That punchline!
Wande (Guest) on April 24, 2015
😁 This made my day!
Hawa (Guest) on April 15, 2015
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 14, 2015
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Rahma (Guest) on April 6, 2015
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Maulid (Guest) on April 6, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 5, 2015
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 31, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 30, 2015
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 29, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 12, 2015
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
John Mushi (Guest) on March 6, 2015
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 2, 2015
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 23, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 17, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶