The "Tweet-er"!
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Explanation: The bird that loves construction work is called the "Tweet-er" because it loves to sing while building nests! Just like how we tweet on social media, this bird tweets while working with construction tools. It's a chirpy little builder who gets the job done with a happy melody. πΆποΈ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on September 20, 2024
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 19, 2024
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
Halima (Guest) on August 30, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 25, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Kassim (Guest) on August 17, 2024
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
Mwinyi (Guest) on August 4, 2024
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 3, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. π§ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 1, 2024
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
Hawa (Guest) on July 24, 2024
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 20, 2024
My life feels like a test I didnβt study for. ππ€―
Warda (Guest) on July 17, 2024
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 8, 2024
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Mwanais (Guest) on July 1, 2024
π You got me good!
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 1, 2024
π€£ This oneβs fire!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 27, 2024
Why donβt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! π¦π€‘
Maida (Guest) on June 23, 2024
π€£ Sharing this with everyone!
George Ndungu (Guest) on June 3, 2024
Iβve got to remember this one for later! π
Umi (Guest) on June 1, 2024
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
David Ochieng (Guest) on June 1, 2024
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 30, 2024
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 22, 2024
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 16, 2024
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 16, 2024
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeΓ±o business! πΆοΈπ€
Baridi (Guest) on May 9, 2024
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 16, 2024
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 11, 2024
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
Halima (Guest) on April 10, 2024
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! π π
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 2, 2024
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! π₯π₯
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 29, 2024
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 25, 2024
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
Mhina (Guest) on March 24, 2024
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
Khalifa (Guest) on March 16, 2024
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 8, 2024
Iβd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ππ€
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 3, 2024
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ
Fikiri (Guest) on February 26, 2024
π Rolling on the floor!
Irene Makena (Guest) on February 25, 2024
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
Zuhura (Guest) on February 16, 2024
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
Azima (Guest) on February 11, 2024
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
Khatib (Guest) on February 6, 2024
Why donβt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ποΈβοΈ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 1, 2024
π Iβm dying!
Mwanais (Guest) on January 20, 2024
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 10, 2024
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
Baridi (Guest) on January 7, 2024
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 29, 2023
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 28, 2023
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Raha (Guest) on December 22, 2023
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
David Ochieng (Guest) on December 20, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
Majid (Guest) on December 17, 2023
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 16, 2023
Why donβt eggs tell jokes? Theyβd crack each other up! π₯π€£
Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 10, 2023
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 29, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 14, 2023
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
Halimah (Guest) on November 3, 2023
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
Issack (Guest) on October 30, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βοΈπ§΅
Mohamed (Guest) on October 23, 2023
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 20, 2023
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
Khadija (Guest) on October 17, 2023
π Canβt wait to share this!
Sekela (Guest) on October 2, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
Saidi (Guest) on September 15, 2023
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
Mashaka (Guest) on September 8, 2023
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ