Short Answer: Because he had a one-track mind! 🤓👀
Explanation: The Cyclops, being a mythical creature with only a single eye, may have found it challenging to focus on multiple subjects and teach a diverse range of topics. With his one-track mind, he likely couldn't handle the variety that teaching demands. But hey, at least he had a unique perspective on things! 😉📚
Umi (Guest) on March 9, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 7, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 6, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 3, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 20, 2016
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
David Sokoine (Guest) on February 16, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on February 15, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 7, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Ann Awino (Guest) on February 3, 2016
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Mchawi (Guest) on January 26, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
David Sokoine (Guest) on January 18, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 16, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Chris Okello (Guest) on December 22, 2015
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Rashid (Guest) on December 7, 2015
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
James Kimani (Guest) on December 5, 2015
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Ali (Guest) on December 2, 2015
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 27, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Kiza (Guest) on November 26, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Furaha (Guest) on November 25, 2015
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Abdillah (Guest) on November 13, 2015
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 8, 2015
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Khadija (Guest) on November 7, 2015
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 2, 2015
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Shamim (Guest) on October 24, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Azima (Guest) on October 20, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 18, 2015
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Rukia (Guest) on October 18, 2015
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 17, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Nashon (Guest) on October 15, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 15, 2015
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 10, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 9, 2015
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 4, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Mwafirika (Guest) on September 25, 2015
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 17, 2015
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Kijakazi (Guest) on September 5, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on August 30, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 30, 2015
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Majid (Guest) on August 15, 2015
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Maida (Guest) on August 10, 2015
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 8, 2015
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Kijakazi (Guest) on August 6, 2015
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 5, 2015
😃 Instant mood boost!
Mchawi (Guest) on July 12, 2015
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 10, 2015
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 1, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
John Lissu (Guest) on June 20, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 18, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Josephine (Guest) on June 13, 2015
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Fadhili (Guest) on June 5, 2015
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 22, 2015
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Ibrahim (Guest) on May 20, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Mohamed (Guest) on May 18, 2015
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Habiba (Guest) on May 12, 2015
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 8, 2015
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 7, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Halimah (Guest) on May 1, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Umi (Guest) on April 22, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on April 20, 2015
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 31, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨