Baraka (Guest) on March 7, 2016

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 28, 2016

😆 Still cracking up!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 25, 2016

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Samuel Were (Guest) on February 24, 2016

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on February 11, 2016

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 9, 2016

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 29, 2016

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 18, 2016

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

George Ndungu (Guest) on January 13, 2016

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 6, 2016

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Fadhila (Guest) on December 27, 2015

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Umi (Guest) on December 26, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Mohamed (Guest) on December 21, 2015

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Chris Okello (Guest) on December 16, 2015

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 10, 2015

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Sharifa (Guest) on December 5, 2015

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 21, 2015

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Nassar (Guest) on November 20, 2015

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Leila (Guest) on November 4, 2015

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 30, 2015

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 25, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 22, 2015

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 21, 2015

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 10, 2015

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 4, 2015

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Amir (Guest) on September 29, 2015

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 25, 2015

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 16, 2015

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Jaffar (Guest) on September 5, 2015

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Nasra (Guest) on September 1, 2015

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Selemani (Guest) on August 24, 2015

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 23, 2015

😁 Added to my favorites!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 22, 2015

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

James Kimani (Guest) on August 21, 2015

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 10, 2015

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 5, 2015

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 4, 2015

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 2, 2015

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Safiya (Guest) on July 26, 2015

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Chiku (Guest) on July 12, 2015

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Maimuna (Guest) on July 7, 2015

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on July 1, 2015

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 29, 2015

😂 Sharing right away!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 28, 2015

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 19, 2015

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Irene Akoth (Guest) on June 14, 2015

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Neema (Guest) on June 14, 2015

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Nahida (Guest) on June 5, 2015

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Rahma (Guest) on June 4, 2015

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 26, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 23, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Ahmed (Guest) on May 10, 2015

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 5, 2015

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 1, 2015

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 23, 2015

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 20, 2015

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Robert Okello (Guest) on April 16, 2015

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

John Kamande (Guest) on April 13, 2015

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 12, 2015

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 12, 2015

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖