Short Answer: To show the chickens it could do it with style! ππ¦π
Explanation: The elephant crossed the road to impress the chickens and prove that it's not just a giant creature, but also a master of finesse. It wanted to demonstrate its ability to navigate the road gracefully, leaving the chickens in awe of its remarkable skills. After all, who would have expected an elephant to cross the road so elegantly? π€·ββοΈπ
Baraka (Guest) on March 7, 2016
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 28, 2016
π Still cracking up!
Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 25, 2016
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
Samuel Were (Guest) on February 24, 2016
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! π§Ήπ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on February 11, 2016
Calories donβt count if you eat with friends. π°π―ββοΈ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 9, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 29, 2016
Iβm still cracking up, that was brilliant! π€£
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 18, 2016
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ππ€‘
George Ndungu (Guest) on January 13, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 6, 2016
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
Fadhila (Guest) on December 27, 2015
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
Umi (Guest) on December 26, 2015
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
Mohamed (Guest) on December 21, 2015
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
Chris Okello (Guest) on December 16, 2015
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. π€π
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 10, 2015
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
Sharifa (Guest) on December 5, 2015
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 21, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
Nassar (Guest) on November 20, 2015
π Canβt stop laughing!
Leila (Guest) on November 4, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 30, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 25, 2015
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 22, 2015
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 21, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ππ΅οΈββοΈ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 10, 2015
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnβt tried chocolate. π«π
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 4, 2015
My life feels like a test I didnβt study for. ππ€―
Amir (Guest) on September 29, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 25, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 16, 2015
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
Jaffar (Guest) on September 5, 2015
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
Nasra (Guest) on September 1, 2015
I wasnβt born to 'just get things done'βI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. π€―π€ͺ
Selemani (Guest) on August 24, 2015
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 23, 2015
π Added to my favorites!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 22, 2015
I like long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
James Kimani (Guest) on August 21, 2015
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€
Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 10, 2015
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 5, 2015
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 4, 2015
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 2, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
Safiya (Guest) on July 26, 2015
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
Chiku (Guest) on July 12, 2015
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
Maimuna (Guest) on July 7, 2015
Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong. π€·ββοΈπ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on July 1, 2015
π I need to save this one forever!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 29, 2015
π Sharing right away!
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 28, 2015
π€£ Brilliant joke!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 19, 2015
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on June 14, 2015
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
Neema (Guest) on June 14, 2015
Whatβs a snowmanβs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! βπ
Nahida (Guest) on June 5, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
Rahma (Guest) on June 4, 2015
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 26, 2015
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 23, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Ahmed (Guest) on May 10, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 5, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 1, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 23, 2015
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 20, 2015
Just what I needed today! Thank you! π
Robert Okello (Guest) on April 16, 2015
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
John Kamande (Guest) on April 13, 2015
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 12, 2015
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 12, 2015
Whatβs a witchβs favorite subject in school? Spelling! π§ββοΈπ