Short Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! 🚿😄
Explanation: The robber took a shower because he thought that by getting squeaky clean, he could wash away any evidence and leave no trace behind. Little did he know that his plan would be foiled by the clever detectives who were hot on his trail! But hey, at least he smelled nice while being caught! 🧐🚔
Farida (Guest) on April 2, 2016
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Hawa (Guest) on March 27, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Kheri (Guest) on March 24, 2016
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Baraka (Guest) on March 21, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Ramadhan (Guest) on March 8, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Jamal (Guest) on March 6, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Salima (Guest) on February 21, 2016
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
James Kimani (Guest) on February 18, 2016
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 17, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 16, 2016
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Athumani (Guest) on January 16, 2016
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
John Malisa (Guest) on January 15, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Mjaka (Guest) on January 9, 2016
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
David Sokoine (Guest) on January 8, 2016
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 4, 2016
😁 This just made my day!
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on December 30, 2015
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on December 29, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 15, 2015
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Sumaya (Guest) on December 4, 2015
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Nyota (Guest) on November 29, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 2, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 2, 2015
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 25, 2015
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 15, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 14, 2015
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Kazija (Guest) on October 2, 2015
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Neema (Guest) on September 27, 2015
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 18, 2015
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Mhina (Guest) on September 7, 2015
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Sekela (Guest) on August 28, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Shamsa (Guest) on August 28, 2015
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 28, 2015
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Ibrahim (Guest) on July 19, 2015
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 16, 2015
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 9, 2015
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Mwakisu (Guest) on July 4, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 2, 2015
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Robert Okello (Guest) on June 29, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Sumaya (Guest) on June 27, 2015
😁 Added to my favorites!
James Kawawa (Guest) on June 23, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 18, 2015
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Mashaka (Guest) on June 15, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Leila (Guest) on June 5, 2015
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Rahim (Guest) on June 2, 2015
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Khalifa (Guest) on May 27, 2015
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Nassor (Guest) on May 14, 2015
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Omari (Guest) on May 13, 2015
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Chum (Guest) on May 13, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 11, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 10, 2015
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 3, 2015
😅 I needed that laugh!
Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 27, 2015
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on April 25, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Zakaria (Guest) on April 12, 2015
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 5, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 4, 2015
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 20, 2015
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 18, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 18, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Halimah (Guest) on March 18, 2015
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳