Why don’t animals eat clowns?

Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 18, 2024

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Ibrahim (Guest) on September 17, 2024

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Baridi (Guest) on September 11, 2024

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Mariam (Guest) on September 6, 2024

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Hamida (Guest) on September 1, 2024

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 31, 2024

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 4, 2024

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 12, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 5, 2024

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 1, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Shamsa (Guest) on June 20, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 10, 2024

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

James Malima (Guest) on June 9, 2024

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Mjaka (Guest) on June 6, 2024

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Nyota (Guest) on May 21, 2024

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Hashim (Guest) on May 11, 2024

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Khalifa (Guest) on May 7, 2024

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 1, 2024

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Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 18, 2024

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Maneno (Guest) on April 6, 2024

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Ibrahim (Guest) on March 22, 2024

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 21, 2024

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on March 16, 2024

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 15, 2024

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Ann Awino (Guest) on March 1, 2024

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

John Lissu (Guest) on February 27, 2024

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 14, 2024

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 11, 2024

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on February 9, 2024

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 9, 2024

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Ibrahim (Guest) on February 8, 2024

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 6, 2024

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Tambwe (Guest) on January 27, 2024

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 27, 2024

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Chum (Guest) on January 26, 2024

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Sumaya (Guest) on January 15, 2024

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 10, 2024

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 9, 2024

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Nchi (Guest) on January 8, 2024

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 6, 2024

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 6, 2024

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 5, 2024

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Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 1, 2024

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Mwanais (Guest) on December 30, 2023

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Habiba (Guest) on December 29, 2023

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 29, 2023

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 22, 2023

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Susan Wangari (Guest) on December 22, 2023

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Omar (Guest) on December 21, 2023

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 11, 2023

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 30, 2023

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Khatib (Guest) on November 23, 2023

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on November 20, 2023

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Neema (Guest) on November 12, 2023

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 11, 2023

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 8, 2023

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 1, 2023

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Zakia (Guest) on October 31, 2023

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Zakia (Guest) on October 25, 2023

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Mwinyi (Guest) on October 23, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷