Answer: Because seven "ate" (8) nine! 🍽️😄
Explanation: This answer plays with the similar sounds of the words "ate" and "eight." It humorously suggests that seven was feared by six because it had devoured (ate) the number nine, causing it to disappear. The use of the emoji adds a touch of playfulness to the answer.
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 22, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 9, 2015
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Salma (Guest) on December 5, 2015
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Binti (Guest) on December 3, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
David Sokoine (Guest) on December 2, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Shamsa (Guest) on December 2, 2015
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on November 16, 2015
😅 I’m still laughing!
James Mduma (Guest) on November 12, 2015
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Maida (Guest) on November 5, 2015
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Salima (Guest) on October 28, 2015
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Amani (Guest) on October 27, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 15, 2015
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 14, 2015
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Fikiri (Guest) on October 7, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 3, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 1, 2015
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 28, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Faiza (Guest) on September 27, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 19, 2015
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Mwanaidha (Guest) on September 15, 2015
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Mwachumu (Guest) on September 7, 2015
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Ndoto (Guest) on September 3, 2015
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Halimah (Guest) on September 2, 2015
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 31, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
James Kawawa (Guest) on August 31, 2015
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Nchi (Guest) on August 28, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Hekima (Guest) on August 22, 2015
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Zakia (Guest) on August 19, 2015
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 18, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Fikiri (Guest) on August 13, 2015
😂 Gotta save this!
Abubakari (Guest) on August 11, 2015
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Yahya (Guest) on August 9, 2015
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Mwajabu (Guest) on August 3, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Jaffar (Guest) on July 26, 2015
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Samuel Were (Guest) on July 23, 2015
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Tabu (Guest) on July 2, 2015
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 27, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Fikiri (Guest) on June 25, 2015
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 16, 2015
😅 I needed that laugh!
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 12, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 8, 2015
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Sofia (Guest) on May 30, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Nancy Komba (Guest) on May 24, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
David Chacha (Guest) on May 13, 2015
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 12, 2015
😆 Totally hilarious!
Arifa (Guest) on May 7, 2015
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
David Chacha (Guest) on May 1, 2015
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Samuel Were (Guest) on April 19, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 18, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Rahma (Guest) on April 17, 2015
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Muslima (Guest) on March 23, 2015
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Wande (Guest) on March 21, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Jamal (Guest) on March 14, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Ramadhan (Guest) on March 12, 2015
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 9, 2015
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 9, 2015
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Mwakisu (Guest) on March 8, 2015
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Rehema (Guest) on February 26, 2015
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 24, 2015
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Nassar (Guest) on February 12, 2015
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕