What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
🌹 A heartfelt embrace and a bouquet of lovely carrots! 🥕🥕
Explanation: The farmer gave his wife a bouquet of carrots instead of flowers because, well, he's a farmer! It's a playful and humorous twist on the traditional Valentine's Day gift. Plus, who wouldn't appreciate a bunch of fresh and crunchy carrots? 🥕😄
Kijakazi (Guest) on March 22, 2015
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 15, 2015
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 13, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 6, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on February 9, 2015
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 4, 2015
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 3, 2015
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 27, 2015
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
David Nyerere (Guest) on January 14, 2015
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 10, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 9, 2015
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂