Q: What do elephants say to one another on Valentineโs Day? A: "I love you a TON! ๐โค๏ธ"
Explanation: Elephants are known for their massive size, so the play on words here is that they love each other "a ton," referring to both their weight and the intensity of their love. The use of the elephant emoji adds a touch of cuteness and humor to the answer.
Abubakari (Guest) on March 21, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Charles Mboje (Guest) on March 15, 2015
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Warda (Guest) on March 13, 2015
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Janet Wambura (Guest) on March 7, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
David Ochieng (Guest) on February 11, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Mwachumu (Guest) on February 11, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on February 6, 2015
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Rashid (Guest) on February 3, 2015
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 29, 2015
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Mwajabu (Guest) on January 25, 2015
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 25, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช