Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 21, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Ann Awino (Guest) on March 8, 2015

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 1, 2015

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 21, 2015

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 30, 2015

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Halima (Guest) on January 22, 2015

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 22, 2015

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Amina (Guest) on January 15, 2015

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 14, 2015

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 13, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 2, 2015

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔