What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A peelin' heel! 🍌👠
Explanation: This answer plays on the words "peelin'" (as in peeling a banana) and "heel" (the back part of a shoe). By combining the two, we create the funny term "peelin' heel" to describe a shoe made from a banana. The use of the banana emoji adds a playful touch to the humor.
Hawa (Guest) on October 21, 2023
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Hamida (Guest) on October 9, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Kheri (Guest) on October 7, 2023
😆 This one really got me!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 25, 2023
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Selemani (Guest) on September 15, 2023
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Hamida (Guest) on August 24, 2023
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Rahim (Guest) on August 23, 2023
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 13, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 3, 2023
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Sultan (Guest) on June 26, 2023
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 23, 2023
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 11, 2023
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Shani (Guest) on May 30, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 22, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
James Malima (Guest) on May 7, 2023
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Rehema (Guest) on April 20, 2023
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Zulekha (Guest) on April 20, 2023
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Furaha (Guest) on April 10, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 9, 2023
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Nassor (Guest) on March 28, 2023
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on March 23, 2023
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 23, 2023
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 16, 2023
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Aziza (Guest) on March 15, 2023
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 6, 2023
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Ramadhan (Guest) on March 1, 2023
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Nasra (Guest) on February 21, 2023
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
David Kawawa (Guest) on February 21, 2023
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Baridi (Guest) on February 19, 2023
😄 You got me!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 5, 2023
😃 Instant mood boost!
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 30, 2023
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Halima (Guest) on January 30, 2023
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Omar (Guest) on January 28, 2023
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Warda (Guest) on January 25, 2023
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Grace Minja (Guest) on January 17, 2023
🤣 This one got me good!
Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 14, 2023
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 11, 2023
😆 That punchline!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 3, 2023
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Anna Malela (Guest) on December 28, 2022
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 26, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Halimah (Guest) on December 23, 2022
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Mashaka (Guest) on December 21, 2022
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 16, 2022
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Nuru (Guest) on December 14, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Omar (Guest) on December 14, 2022
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 13, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Jaffar (Guest) on December 2, 2022
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Maimuna (Guest) on November 16, 2022
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Kazija (Guest) on November 15, 2022
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 3, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 2, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Zakaria (Guest) on October 17, 2022
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Mhina (Guest) on October 16, 2022
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Maimuna (Guest) on October 11, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 28, 2022
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 23, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Paul Kamau (Guest) on September 18, 2022
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Zuhura (Guest) on August 29, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Mwinyi (Guest) on August 9, 2022
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 2, 2022
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣