Umi (Guest) on August 13, 2023

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 11, 2023

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 7, 2023

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

David Sokoine (Guest) on July 21, 2023

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 5, 2023

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Rahim (Guest) on July 3, 2023

😆 I’m dying over here!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 14, 2023

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Issa (Guest) on June 13, 2023

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Chum (Guest) on June 10, 2023

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 9, 2023

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 7, 2023

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 6, 2023

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

James Kawawa (Guest) on May 24, 2023

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Zubeida (Guest) on May 22, 2023

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 12, 2023

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 11, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 10, 2023

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 8, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Fikiri (Guest) on May 7, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 28, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 25, 2023

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on April 25, 2023

😄 Nailed it!

Anna Malela (Guest) on April 23, 2023

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on April 18, 2023

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 11, 2023

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Mtumwa (Guest) on April 9, 2023

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 30, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Frank Macha (Guest) on March 25, 2023

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 14, 2023

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

James Kawawa (Guest) on March 12, 2023

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 7, 2023

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Ali (Guest) on March 7, 2023

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Mohamed (Guest) on March 5, 2023

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Jamal (Guest) on February 28, 2023

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 24, 2023

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Daudi (Guest) on February 20, 2023

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 19, 2023

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Amani (Guest) on February 17, 2023

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Moses Mwita (Guest) on February 6, 2023

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Maulid (Guest) on January 25, 2023

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Kiza (Guest) on January 21, 2023

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Arifa (Guest) on January 21, 2023

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 13, 2023

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 12, 2023

😅 I needed that!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 10, 2023

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

David Sokoine (Guest) on January 9, 2023

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 8, 2022

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 3, 2022

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 23, 2022

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 12, 2022

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 3, 2022

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 27, 2022

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Abdullah (Guest) on October 25, 2022

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

David Musyoka (Guest) on October 16, 2022

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Mzee (Guest) on October 14, 2022

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Josephine (Guest) on September 27, 2022

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Salum (Guest) on September 25, 2022

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 23, 2022

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Mchuma (Guest) on September 11, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Juma (Guest) on September 10, 2022

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴