What’s a bat’s favorite pastime?

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 18, 2023

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on August 13, 2023

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 12, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

James Mduma (Guest) on August 10, 2023

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 10, 2023

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 2, 2023

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 2, 2023

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 1, 2023

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Ndoto (Guest) on July 28, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Wande (Guest) on July 26, 2023

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Arifa (Guest) on July 24, 2023

🤣 This one got me good!

Zuhura (Guest) on July 15, 2023

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 25, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 19, 2023

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on June 17, 2023

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Halimah (Guest) on June 14, 2023

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 6, 2023

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 23, 2023

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 14, 2023

😆 That punchline!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 13, 2023

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 12, 2023

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 2, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 16, 2023

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Binti (Guest) on March 28, 2023

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 19, 2023

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Bakari (Guest) on March 13, 2023

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Fatuma (Guest) on March 12, 2023

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 27, 2023

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 20, 2023

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 20, 2023

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Sekela (Guest) on February 18, 2023

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 16, 2023

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Jabir (Guest) on February 2, 2023

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Warda (Guest) on February 1, 2023

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Mgeni (Guest) on January 23, 2023

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

David Chacha (Guest) on January 13, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on January 11, 2023

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Neema (Guest) on December 28, 2022

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 21, 2022

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Zakia (Guest) on December 17, 2022

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Issack (Guest) on December 16, 2022

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 15, 2022

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

George Tenga (Guest) on December 14, 2022

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 10, 2022

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 2, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 2, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Issa (Guest) on November 27, 2022

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 18, 2022

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 13, 2022

😁 Added to my favorites!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 2, 2022

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Safiya (Guest) on October 29, 2022

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 29, 2022

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 25, 2022

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 22, 2022

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Khamis (Guest) on October 19, 2022

😂 I’m saving this one!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 15, 2022

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 9, 2022

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Abubakari (Guest) on October 1, 2022

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 29, 2022

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Jaffar (Guest) on September 22, 2022

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖