Where do polar bears keep their money?

Nasra (Guest) on September 20, 2023

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 17, 2023

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 11, 2023

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on September 8, 2023

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Hassan (Guest) on August 24, 2023

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Zuhura (Guest) on August 23, 2023

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 18, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Zubeida (Guest) on August 6, 2023

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Kijakazi (Guest) on July 22, 2023

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 20, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 20, 2023

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Zainab (Guest) on July 17, 2023

😂 I’m dying!

David Ochieng (Guest) on July 9, 2023

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 4, 2023

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

John Kamande (Guest) on July 3, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Azima (Guest) on June 25, 2023

🤣 This joke is too good!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 24, 2023

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Amina (Guest) on June 21, 2023

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Rukia (Guest) on June 18, 2023

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 16, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Mohamed (Guest) on June 16, 2023

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Jaffar (Guest) on June 14, 2023

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Wande (Guest) on June 12, 2023

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Victor Malima (Guest) on June 7, 2023

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Kiza (Guest) on June 4, 2023

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 26, 2023

😂 So funny!

Mwinyi (Guest) on May 22, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 18, 2023

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Selemani (Guest) on May 11, 2023

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 29, 2023

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 10, 2023

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 4, 2023

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 1, 2023

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Mariam (Guest) on March 27, 2023

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 21, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Amina (Guest) on March 13, 2023

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Mchawi (Guest) on March 9, 2023

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Azima (Guest) on March 2, 2023

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Mgeni (Guest) on February 28, 2023

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Mazrui (Guest) on February 24, 2023

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Mwagonda (Guest) on February 19, 2023

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 17, 2023

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Ali (Guest) on February 13, 2023

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 4, 2023

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Halimah (Guest) on January 20, 2023

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Abdullah (Guest) on January 16, 2023

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 9, 2023

😄 Nailed it!

Kazija (Guest) on January 3, 2023

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Omar (Guest) on December 29, 2022

😆 Bookmarking this!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on December 26, 2022

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Ann Awino (Guest) on December 23, 2022

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 20, 2022

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Arifa (Guest) on December 17, 2022

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Baraka (Guest) on December 10, 2022

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 9, 2022

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

James Malima (Guest) on December 7, 2022

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Fikiri (Guest) on December 7, 2022

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 29, 2022

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 28, 2022

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 27, 2022

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺