Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 30, 2023

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 27, 2023

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Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 12, 2023

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 12, 2023

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Neema (Guest) on September 10, 2023

🤣 Pure genius!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 7, 2023

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 6, 2023

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Furaha (Guest) on September 6, 2023

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Jamila (Guest) on September 3, 2023

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

James Kimani (Guest) on September 3, 2023

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Wande (Guest) on August 30, 2023

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Bahati (Guest) on August 27, 2023

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

James Malima (Guest) on August 23, 2023

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 11, 2023

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Mwalimu (Guest) on July 1, 2023

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 27, 2023

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Issa (Guest) on June 21, 2023

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Mazrui (Guest) on June 16, 2023

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 15, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 11, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on June 1, 2023

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Habiba (Guest) on May 14, 2023

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Khalifa (Guest) on May 13, 2023

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Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 28, 2023

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 25, 2023

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 20, 2023

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 19, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Mwajabu (Guest) on April 16, 2023

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Zawadi (Guest) on April 11, 2023

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John Malisa (Guest) on April 10, 2023

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 2, 2023

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 24, 2023

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Habiba (Guest) on March 21, 2023

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 7, 2023

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 1, 2023

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 19, 2023

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 12, 2023

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Ann Awino (Guest) on February 2, 2023

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Chiku (Guest) on January 25, 2023

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Amani (Guest) on January 24, 2023

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

James Mduma (Guest) on January 13, 2023

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Kijakazi (Guest) on January 10, 2023

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 8, 2023

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Wande (Guest) on December 30, 2022

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Chiku (Guest) on December 24, 2022

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 7, 2022

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Maneno (Guest) on December 6, 2022

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 5, 2022

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Abubakar (Guest) on December 2, 2022

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

George Wanjala (Guest) on November 30, 2022

Thanks Ackyshine

Yusuf (Guest) on November 28, 2022

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Sultan (Guest) on November 24, 2022

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 15, 2022

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 24, 2022

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 22, 2022

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Abubakar (Guest) on October 21, 2022

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Salum (Guest) on October 8, 2022

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Zubeida (Guest) on October 4, 2022

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Jabir (Guest) on September 18, 2022

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Furaha (Guest) on September 15, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅