Charles Mrope (Guest) on October 23, 2023

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on October 19, 2023

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Zubeida (Guest) on October 7, 2023

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 4, 2023

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 3, 2023

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 28, 2023

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on September 27, 2023

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Ann Awino (Guest) on September 22, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Mwagonda (Guest) on September 19, 2023

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 13, 2023

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Zuhura (Guest) on September 11, 2023

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 29, 2023

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Kassim (Guest) on August 12, 2023

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 11, 2023

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 8, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Maneno (Guest) on August 7, 2023

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Shabani (Guest) on August 3, 2023

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Samuel Were (Guest) on July 29, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Kijakazi (Guest) on July 23, 2023

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Fadhili (Guest) on July 11, 2023

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 7, 2023

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 6, 2023

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 6, 2023

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Ali (Guest) on July 2, 2023

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

David Nyerere (Guest) on July 1, 2023

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Jaffar (Guest) on June 27, 2023

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Rahma (Guest) on June 22, 2023

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Mchawi (Guest) on June 10, 2023

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 22, 2023

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Biashara (Guest) on May 7, 2023

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 5, 2023

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Shamim (Guest) on May 4, 2023

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Salum (Guest) on April 28, 2023

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Halimah (Guest) on April 27, 2023

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 26, 2023

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Majid (Guest) on April 25, 2023

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 9, 2023

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Jamila (Guest) on March 6, 2023

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Zakia (Guest) on February 23, 2023

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

David Nyerere (Guest) on February 19, 2023

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 17, 2023

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Sultan (Guest) on February 13, 2023

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Mazrui (Guest) on February 12, 2023

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Mjaka (Guest) on February 10, 2023

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 9, 2023

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 1, 2023

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Aziza (Guest) on January 25, 2023

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 24, 2023

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Khadija (Guest) on January 22, 2023

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Kiza (Guest) on January 12, 2023

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Zakaria (Guest) on January 5, 2023

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 3, 2023

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Maulid (Guest) on December 18, 2022

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 17, 2022

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Mwakisu (Guest) on December 15, 2022

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Shani (Guest) on December 11, 2022

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Fadhila (Guest) on November 21, 2022

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Sultan (Guest) on November 18, 2022

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 13, 2022

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 25, 2022

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃