Wabongo ni noma! Angalia huyu mbongo anachokifanya
Date: July 31, 2021
Author: SW - Melkisedeck Shine
Basi juzi kati hapa sehemu ndogo ya ukuta wa Ikulu ya Magogoni ilianguka!..
Wakapelekwa contractors watatu ili achaguliwe mmoja atakayejenga vzr na kwa bei nafuu!..
Wakwanza alikuwa MUHINDI, wa pili MCHINA na MBONGO!β¦
MUHINDI: "ntajenga kwa milioni 90!.., 40 za vifaa, 40 za mafundi na milioni 10 faida yangu"
MCHINA: "mi ntajenga kwa milioni 70!.., 30 za vifaa, 30 za mafundi na milioni 10 faida yangu"
MBONGO kuona vile akamvuta chemba msimamizi wa Magogoni!..
MBONGO: "mi ntajenga kwa milioni 270"
MSIMAMIZI WA MAGOGONI: "we una wazimu nn!.. yaani unathubutu kusema hivyo na unaona wenzako wametaja kiwango kidogo?!."
MBONGO: "milioni 100 zako, 100 zangu alafu hiyo milioni 70 tunaajiri yule mchina"
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