The merry-go-round! ๐
Explanation: A top's favorite ride at the amusement park would be the merry-go-round because both the top and the merry-go-round spin around in circles. It's a playful and amusing choice for our little spinning friend! ๐ช๐
Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 10, 2022
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 1, 2022
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on September 18, 2022
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Fikiri (Guest) on September 16, 2022
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 16, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 15, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 10, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
John Malisa (Guest) on September 7, 2022
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Maulid (Guest) on September 6, 2022
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Halimah (Guest) on September 5, 2022
๐ Nailed it!
David Musyoka (Guest) on September 4, 2022
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 15, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Juma (Guest) on August 12, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 10, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Nuru (Guest) on July 29, 2022
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Selemani (Guest) on July 22, 2022
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 14, 2022
๐ I needed that!
Zuhura (Guest) on July 11, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 2, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Maneno (Guest) on June 29, 2022
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Jamal (Guest) on June 26, 2022
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 24, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Raha (Guest) on June 24, 2022
๐ This is a keeper!
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 21, 2022
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on June 18, 2022
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Maulid (Guest) on May 30, 2022
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Makame (Guest) on May 24, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Mhina (Guest) on May 16, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Ann Awino (Guest) on May 9, 2022
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 29, 2022
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Samuel Were (Guest) on April 13, 2022
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 13, 2022
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Zakia (Guest) on April 12, 2022
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 11, 2022
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
David Ochieng (Guest) on April 11, 2022
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Leila (Guest) on April 5, 2022
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Nchi (Guest) on March 21, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 21, 2022
๐ Added to my favorites!
Sofia (Guest) on March 18, 2022
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on March 14, 2022
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Zulekha (Guest) on March 14, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Bahati (Guest) on March 10, 2022
๐ Gotta save this!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on February 1, 2022
๐ You totally won the internet today!
John Malisa (Guest) on January 28, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Sumaya (Guest) on January 27, 2022
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 26, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Mwalimu (Guest) on January 18, 2022
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 11, 2022
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Ramadhan (Guest) on January 4, 2022
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 24, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Jane Muthui (Guest) on December 5, 2021
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 5, 2021
๐ So funny!
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 26, 2021
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Azima (Guest) on November 21, 2021
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Abubakari (Guest) on November 19, 2021
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Khadija (Guest) on November 14, 2021
๐ What a joke!
Mwachumu (Guest) on November 7, 2021
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mashaka (Guest) on November 5, 2021
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Hamida (Guest) on November 4, 2021
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on October 29, 2021
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐