Question: What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineโs Day?
Answer: Cauliflower! ๐ผ๐ฅฆ
Explanation: You definitely don't want to receive cauliflower on Valentine's Day because, well, it's not exactly the most romantic flower! While flowers like roses and tulips are traditional symbols of love and affection, receiving a bouquet of cauliflower would be quite unexpected and possibly confusing. Plus, who wants a bouquet of vegetables when they're expecting a beautiful arrangement of colorful blooms? ๐
George Mallya (Guest) on December 23, 2022
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Furaha (Guest) on December 16, 2022
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Nahida (Guest) on December 16, 2022
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
George Mallya (Guest) on December 12, 2022
๐ This made my day!
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 9, 2022
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 8, 2022
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Baridi (Guest) on December 6, 2022
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Sarah Karani (Guest) on November 30, 2022
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Nashon (Guest) on November 28, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
David Chacha (Guest) on November 23, 2022
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 16, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 13, 2022
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 10, 2022
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
George Tenga (Guest) on November 1, 2022
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 28, 2022
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 27, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
George Mallya (Guest) on October 25, 2022
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 21, 2022
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
James Kawawa (Guest) on October 6, 2022
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 26, 2022
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 22, 2022
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 12, 2022
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 10, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 30, 2022
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Amina (Guest) on August 29, 2022
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 25, 2022
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 12, 2022
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 7, 2022
๐ Saving this one!
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 7, 2022
๐ You got me good!
Shabani (Guest) on July 20, 2022
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
David Musyoka (Guest) on July 19, 2022
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
George Mallya (Guest) on July 17, 2022
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
George Tenga (Guest) on July 14, 2022
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Hawa (Guest) on July 14, 2022
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 10, 2022
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
John Mushi (Guest) on July 8, 2022
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Fikiri (Guest) on July 4, 2022
๐ Perfect joke!
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 28, 2022
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 28, 2022
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on June 24, 2022
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 20, 2022
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Mashaka (Guest) on June 20, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
John Lissu (Guest) on June 8, 2022
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Ann Awino (Guest) on June 1, 2022
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 31, 2022
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 25, 2022
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 25, 2022
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Khalifa (Guest) on May 16, 2022
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Baridi (Guest) on May 16, 2022
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Majid (Guest) on May 15, 2022
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 14, 2022
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Sultan (Guest) on April 28, 2022
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Hashim (Guest) on April 26, 2022
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Anna Malela (Guest) on April 22, 2022
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Tabu (Guest) on April 19, 2022
๐ This is gold!
Zuhura (Guest) on April 12, 2022
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 30, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 18, 2022
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Nashon (Guest) on March 17, 2022
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 15, 2022
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐