The most important key at Thanksgiving dinner is the "tur-key"! 🦃
Explanation: The riddle plays on the word "key" by using a pun. It implies that the most important key at Thanksgiving dinner is not a literal key, but the delicious turkey, which is the centerpiece of the meal. The use of the turkey emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 29, 2022
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Makame (Guest) on July 23, 2022
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 12, 2022
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Sekela (Guest) on July 6, 2022
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Makame (Guest) on July 2, 2022
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 29, 2022
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Yahya (Guest) on June 27, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Ndoto (Guest) on June 22, 2022
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 15, 2022
😁 This just made my day!
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 11, 2022
😂 So funny!
Amina (Guest) on June 10, 2022
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 28, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 28, 2022
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 17, 2022
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on May 17, 2022
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Zulekha (Guest) on April 28, 2022
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Mwalimu (Guest) on April 27, 2022
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
James Mduma (Guest) on April 26, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Safiya (Guest) on April 23, 2022
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 20, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Muslima (Guest) on April 14, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 13, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Baraka (Guest) on April 4, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Issack (Guest) on March 30, 2022
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Irene Makena (Guest) on March 25, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Josephine (Guest) on March 20, 2022
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Salma (Guest) on March 16, 2022
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Shabani (Guest) on March 8, 2022
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 1, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 28, 2022
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 24, 2022
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Khatib (Guest) on February 24, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on February 20, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Maulid (Guest) on February 2, 2022
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 31, 2022
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Amani (Guest) on January 25, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Abubakar (Guest) on January 9, 2022
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Warda (Guest) on January 8, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Sekela (Guest) on January 6, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 3, 2022
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
David Ochieng (Guest) on January 3, 2022
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
James Kawawa (Guest) on January 1, 2022
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 25, 2021
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Kiza (Guest) on December 17, 2021
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 4, 2021
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Shamsa (Guest) on December 1, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Ibrahim (Guest) on November 23, 2021
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 19, 2021
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Kheri (Guest) on November 10, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Khadija (Guest) on November 2, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 23, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
George Wanjala (Guest) on October 22, 2021
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 7, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Charles Mboje (Guest) on October 4, 2021
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Jamila (Guest) on September 24, 2021
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 18, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Mariam (Guest) on September 10, 2021
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 9, 2021
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Fadhila (Guest) on September 6, 2021
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 15, 2021
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶