The most important key at Thanksgiving dinner is the "tur-key"! ๐ฆ
Explanation: The riddle plays on the word "key" by using a pun. It implies that the most important key at Thanksgiving dinner is not a literal key, but the delicious turkey, which is the centerpiece of the meal. The use of the turkey emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 29, 2022
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Makame (Guest) on July 23, 2022
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 12, 2022
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Sekela (Guest) on July 6, 2022
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Makame (Guest) on July 2, 2022
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 29, 2022
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Yahya (Guest) on June 27, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Ndoto (Guest) on June 22, 2022
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 15, 2022
๐ This just made my day!
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 11, 2022
๐ So funny!
Amina (Guest) on June 10, 2022
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 28, 2022
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 28, 2022
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 17, 2022
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on May 17, 2022
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Zulekha (Guest) on April 28, 2022
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Mwalimu (Guest) on April 27, 2022
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
James Mduma (Guest) on April 26, 2022
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Safiya (Guest) on April 23, 2022
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 20, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Muslima (Guest) on April 14, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 13, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Baraka (Guest) on April 4, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Issack (Guest) on March 30, 2022
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Irene Makena (Guest) on March 25, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Josephine (Guest) on March 20, 2022
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Salma (Guest) on March 16, 2022
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Shabani (Guest) on March 8, 2022
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 1, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 28, 2022
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 24, 2022
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Khatib (Guest) on February 24, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on February 20, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Maulid (Guest) on February 2, 2022
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 31, 2022
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Amani (Guest) on January 25, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Abubakar (Guest) on January 9, 2022
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Warda (Guest) on January 8, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Sekela (Guest) on January 6, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 3, 2022
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on January 3, 2022
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
James Kawawa (Guest) on January 1, 2022
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 25, 2021
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Kiza (Guest) on December 17, 2021
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 4, 2021
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Shamsa (Guest) on December 1, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on November 23, 2021
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 19, 2021
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Kheri (Guest) on November 10, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Khadija (Guest) on November 2, 2021
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 23, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on October 22, 2021
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 7, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Charles Mboje (Guest) on October 4, 2021
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Jamila (Guest) on September 24, 2021
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 18, 2021
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Mariam (Guest) on September 10, 2021
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 9, 2021
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Fadhila (Guest) on September 6, 2021
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 15, 2021
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ