A rabbit's favorite kind of music is "Hip-Hop"! ๐๐ต
Explanation: This plays on the wordplay between a rabbit's "hip" nature, as they hop around, and the music genre "Hip-Hop". It brings a cheerful tone to the question, creating a funny and lighthearted atmosphere. The use of the rabbit emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the joke.
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 27, 2023
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 23, 2023
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 19, 2023
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Fikiri (Guest) on January 9, 2023
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 6, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on January 2, 2023
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Mzee (Guest) on December 31, 2022
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 9, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Neema (Guest) on December 3, 2022
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Asha (Guest) on December 3, 2022
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Fadhila (Guest) on November 30, 2022
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Amir (Guest) on November 29, 2022
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 5, 2022
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 2, 2022
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Abdullah (Guest) on November 1, 2022
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
George Wanjala (Guest) on October 29, 2022
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 17, 2022
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Maneno (Guest) on October 5, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Salum (Guest) on September 23, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Mwajuma (Guest) on September 23, 2022
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 7, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 31, 2022
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
George Ndungu (Guest) on August 30, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 28, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 27, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 27, 2022
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
James Malima (Guest) on August 26, 2022
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 24, 2022
๐ That punchline!
Zubeida (Guest) on August 18, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 6, 2022
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Amir (Guest) on August 5, 2022
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 30, 2022
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 15, 2022
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 12, 2022
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Fadhili (Guest) on June 27, 2022
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 23, 2022
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 17, 2022
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 5, 2022
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Mwachumu (Guest) on May 24, 2022
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 23, 2022
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Amina (Guest) on May 19, 2022
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Mwagonda (Guest) on May 17, 2022
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 30, 2022
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 25, 2022
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 16, 2022
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Mustafa (Guest) on April 14, 2022
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 26, 2022
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Shabani (Guest) on March 4, 2022
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Janet Wambura (Guest) on February 11, 2022
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Kassim (Guest) on February 3, 2022
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 1, 2022
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Habiba (Guest) on December 27, 2021
๐ This made my day!
Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 26, 2021
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Shukuru (Guest) on December 24, 2021
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Hassan (Guest) on December 18, 2021
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 8, 2021
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Mwakisu (Guest) on December 5, 2021
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 3, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Mchuma (Guest) on December 3, 2021
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Rubea (Guest) on November 27, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ