Short answer: Because it left its Windows open! 😄🖥️❄️
Explanation: This funny answer plays on the double meaning of "Windows." On one hand, it refers to the operating system used on many computers. On the other hand, it refers to actual windows that can be opened to let in cold air. By suggesting that the computer left its Windows open, it humorously implies that the cold air entered through the computer's operating system, making it cold. The use of the emoji adds a playful and cheerful tone to the response.
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 23, 2024
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 22, 2024
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Sarafina (Guest) on September 19, 2024
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 9, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Nassor (Guest) on August 10, 2024
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Chiku (Guest) on August 9, 2024
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Raha (Guest) on August 8, 2024
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Omar (Guest) on August 6, 2024
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 3, 2024
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 16, 2024
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Safiya (Guest) on July 13, 2024
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Sarafina (Guest) on July 10, 2024
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 8, 2024
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Josephine (Guest) on July 7, 2024
😆 Bookmarking this!
Hamida (Guest) on July 4, 2024
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 30, 2024
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Zakaria (Guest) on June 17, 2024
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 14, 2024
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 8, 2024
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 23, 2024
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 17, 2024
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 13, 2024
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 13, 2024
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 5, 2024
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 24, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 23, 2024
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Mgeni (Guest) on April 5, 2024
😆 This one really got me!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 1, 2024
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Ali (Guest) on March 30, 2024
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 10, 2024
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Abubakar (Guest) on March 10, 2024
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Josephine (Guest) on March 7, 2024
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Halimah (Guest) on March 2, 2024
😆 I’m dying over here!
Salum (Guest) on March 2, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Asha (Guest) on February 24, 2024
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 21, 2024
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 15, 2024
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Jabir (Guest) on February 13, 2024
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Arifa (Guest) on February 2, 2024
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 31, 2024
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Hashim (Guest) on January 20, 2024
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Mjaka (Guest) on January 20, 2024
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 12, 2024
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Shani (Guest) on January 10, 2024
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 10, 2024
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 20, 2023
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 14, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 8, 2023
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Mwajuma (Guest) on November 30, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 23, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Hamida (Guest) on November 23, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 14, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Kiza (Guest) on November 10, 2023
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Khatib (Guest) on November 2, 2023
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 1, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Jaffar (Guest) on October 28, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Warda (Guest) on October 24, 2023
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 22, 2023
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Irene Makena (Guest) on October 8, 2023
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 2, 2023
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴