The king kept his army in his sleeve! π€π
Explanation: This answer plays on the idea of a king having an army, which is typically associated with a large area like a castle or barracks. However, the unexpected twist is that the king kept his army in his sleeve, implying that they were incredibly tiny. This adds a humorous element to the riddle, as it's amusing to imagine a whole army fitting inside a sleeve. The emoji adds an extra touch of cheerfulness to the overall tone.
Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 3, 2022
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 25, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
Yusra (Guest) on October 24, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! π΅βοΈ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 13, 2022
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πποΈ
Yusuf (Guest) on October 10, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. Iβm not falling for that again. π§Ήπ
Zawadi (Guest) on October 8, 2022
π I need to save this one forever!
Nuru (Guest) on September 25, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Mwakisu (Guest) on September 8, 2022
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 20, 2022
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
Safiya (Guest) on July 30, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
Maimuna (Guest) on July 22, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 21, 2022
Iβm still cracking up, that was brilliant! π€£
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 17, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. π€’π€
Zainab (Guest) on July 12, 2022
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 26, 2022
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
Tabu (Guest) on June 23, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Hassan (Guest) on June 17, 2022
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. π·π
Abdillah (Guest) on June 15, 2022
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 2, 2022
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
Nahida (Guest) on May 24, 2022
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
Husna (Guest) on May 23, 2022
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 22, 2022
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
Sofia (Guest) on May 22, 2022
π Iβm still chuckling at this!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 21, 2022
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
Nuru (Guest) on May 18, 2022
π What a joke!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 16, 2022
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
Salum (Guest) on May 16, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 16, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 12, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 5, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
Abdillah (Guest) on April 14, 2022
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
Azima (Guest) on April 9, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 30, 2022
π€£ This one got me good!
Mchawi (Guest) on March 27, 2022
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 6, 2022
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! π§π
Biashara (Guest) on February 27, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on February 25, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
George Tenga (Guest) on February 24, 2022
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 20, 2022
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 18, 2022
π€£ This joke is just too good!
Yusra (Guest) on February 9, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ππ¦ΈββοΈ
Nahida (Guest) on February 7, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! π
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 28, 2022
π You got me good!
Shamsa (Guest) on January 24, 2022
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Leila (Guest) on January 21, 2022
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 18, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
Kijakazi (Guest) on January 14, 2022
π Bookmarking this!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 12, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 28, 2021
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 16, 2021
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 16, 2021
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ππ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 8, 2021
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 5, 2021
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Mchawi (Guest) on November 2, 2021
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 31, 2021
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
Nyota (Guest) on October 29, 2021
If stress burned calories, Iβd be a supermodel. π₯π
Nyota (Guest) on October 27, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 26, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 22, 2021
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
Binti (Guest) on October 19, 2021
Why donβt skeletons go to scary movies? They donβt have the guts! ππ¬