Short Answer: Because the trees can't stop s-🎵hakin' it off! 🌳🎶
Explanation: The forest is so noisy because the trees are constantly swaying and rustling their leaves, as if they're dancing to their own beat. Just like Taylor Swift's catchy song "Shake It Off," the trees in the forest can't resist grooving to nature's rhythm, creating a symphony of sound. So, next time you're in the woods, remember to join the party and dance along with the noisy forest! 💃🌳🎉
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 9, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Neema (Guest) on July 14, 2022
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 11, 2022
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Husna (Guest) on July 2, 2022
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 1, 2022
😄 What a joke!
Robert Okello (Guest) on June 29, 2022
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 9, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Mwafirika (Guest) on June 6, 2022
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Mzee (Guest) on June 3, 2022
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Jane Muthui (Guest) on May 22, 2022
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Chiku (Guest) on May 16, 2022
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Asha (Guest) on May 13, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Zuhura (Guest) on May 13, 2022
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 27, 2022
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Abdullah (Guest) on April 24, 2022
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Ann Awino (Guest) on April 19, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Husna (Guest) on April 16, 2022
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Binti (Guest) on April 16, 2022
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 10, 2022
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 7, 2022
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 7, 2022
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 27, 2022
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
James Kimani (Guest) on March 23, 2022
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
John Malisa (Guest) on March 22, 2022
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
David Ochieng (Guest) on March 19, 2022
😆 Still cracking up!
Robert Okello (Guest) on March 16, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Khalifa (Guest) on March 1, 2022
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 26, 2022
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on February 9, 2022
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Kassim (Guest) on February 4, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 4, 2022
🤣 This joke is too good!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 4, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 2, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Kazija (Guest) on January 31, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Maida (Guest) on January 25, 2022
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 23, 2022
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 16, 2022
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Makame (Guest) on December 30, 2021
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Mwakisu (Guest) on December 28, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Amina (Guest) on December 25, 2021
😆 That punchline!
Nuru (Guest) on December 17, 2021
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 12, 2021
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Biashara (Guest) on November 4, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Salima (Guest) on November 2, 2021
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
George Tenga (Guest) on October 29, 2021
😅 I’m still laughing!
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on October 24, 2021
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 22, 2021
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 19, 2021
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 9, 2021
😂 This is too funny!
Mwanais (Guest) on October 9, 2021
😆 That punchline was epic!
Khalifa (Guest) on October 7, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 27, 2021
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Mashaka (Guest) on September 20, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
David Kawawa (Guest) on September 16, 2021
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 13, 2021
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Latifa (Guest) on September 11, 2021
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 2, 2021
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Omari (Guest) on September 2, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 31, 2021
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Salum (Guest) on August 22, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️