Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 4, 2022

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 1, 2022

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Sofia (Guest) on December 23, 2021

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 7, 2021

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 6, 2021

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

James Mduma (Guest) on December 4, 2021

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Jabir (Guest) on December 3, 2021

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on November 28, 2021

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

John Mushi (Guest) on November 27, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Zakia (Guest) on November 17, 2021

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 17, 2021

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Sarah Karani (Guest) on November 16, 2021

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Wande (Guest) on November 13, 2021

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mwachumu (Guest) on November 7, 2021

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Wande (Guest) on November 4, 2021

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Zainab (Guest) on November 3, 2021

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 2, 2021

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 1, 2021

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Baridi (Guest) on October 29, 2021

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 24, 2021

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Habiba (Guest) on October 9, 2021

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 6, 2021

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 29, 2021

😄 You got me good!

Mohamed (Guest) on September 27, 2021

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Jamal (Guest) on September 7, 2021

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Tabu (Guest) on August 29, 2021

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Mjaka (Guest) on August 20, 2021

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Khatib (Guest) on August 19, 2021

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 19, 2021

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 12, 2021

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 5, 2021

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 30, 2021

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Mgeni (Guest) on July 30, 2021

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Jamal (Guest) on July 29, 2021

🤣 This joke is too good!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 24, 2021

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 22, 2021

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 9, 2021

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Jafari (Guest) on July 8, 2021

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Sharifa (Guest) on July 6, 2021

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Tabu (Guest) on June 26, 2021

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Sharifa (Guest) on June 17, 2021

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Hawa (Guest) on June 14, 2021

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 10, 2021

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 27, 2021

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Latifa (Guest) on May 25, 2021

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Mwagonda (Guest) on April 18, 2021

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Khadija (Guest) on April 15, 2021

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Yahya (Guest) on April 8, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 4, 2021

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 31, 2021

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 29, 2021

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 29, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on March 28, 2021

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 26, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 15, 2021

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 3, 2021

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Zakia (Guest) on March 2, 2021

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on February 24, 2021

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 23, 2021

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Nyota (Guest) on February 19, 2021

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳