Short Answer: 🧝♂️ Elf-abetics! 📚🎅
Explanation: Elves in school learn the Elf-abetics, which is like the alphabet but specifically designed for mischievous little elves! They have their own unique letters and quirky spelling rules. So, while we learn ABCs, they master their Elf-abetics! 😉✨
Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 15, 2021
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 14, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 12, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 12, 2021
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 9, 2021
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 8, 2021
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 26, 2021
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
David Sokoine (Guest) on May 22, 2021
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Grace Minja (Guest) on May 20, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Faiza (Guest) on May 19, 2021
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Anna Malela (Guest) on May 13, 2021
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 11, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Rashid (Guest) on May 7, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 1, 2021
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Salum (Guest) on April 22, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 20, 2021
🤣 This one’s fire!
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on April 18, 2021
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 18, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 17, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
David Chacha (Guest) on April 3, 2021
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Biashara (Guest) on April 1, 2021
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Rubea (Guest) on April 1, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Kheri (Guest) on March 28, 2021
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Kiza (Guest) on March 27, 2021
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 26, 2021
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 22, 2021
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Yusra (Guest) on March 22, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Kahina (Guest) on February 22, 2021
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Zuhura (Guest) on February 17, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Aziza (Guest) on February 14, 2021
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Kassim (Guest) on February 6, 2021
😅 I needed that laugh!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on February 5, 2021
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Nyota (Guest) on January 29, 2021
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 29, 2021
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 24, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 19, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Amani (Guest) on January 9, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 31, 2020
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Arifa (Guest) on December 25, 2020
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 25, 2020
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Daudi (Guest) on December 23, 2020
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Ibrahim (Guest) on December 13, 2020
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 11, 2020
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 9, 2020
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Ramadhan (Guest) on December 1, 2020
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Chum (Guest) on November 23, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 20, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 15, 2020
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Chris Okello (Guest) on November 13, 2020
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Rahim (Guest) on November 11, 2020
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Khatib (Guest) on November 11, 2020
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Zakia (Guest) on October 26, 2020
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 25, 2020
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Zawadi (Guest) on October 22, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Khadija (Guest) on October 8, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Mchuma (Guest) on September 26, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 20, 2020
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Zuhura (Guest) on September 15, 2020
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Abubakar (Guest) on September 7, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Fatuma (Guest) on September 4, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼