What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 26, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 19, 2021

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Kiza (Guest) on November 16, 2021

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 13, 2021

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 12, 2021

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 10, 2021

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Zubeida (Guest) on November 3, 2021

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 20, 2021

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 12, 2021

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Yusuf (Guest) on October 10, 2021

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Nasra (Guest) on October 7, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 6, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 24, 2021

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Zawadi (Guest) on September 24, 2021

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Mwajabu (Guest) on September 22, 2021

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Shamsa (Guest) on September 16, 2021

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Mhina (Guest) on September 9, 2021

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 6, 2021

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 27, 2021

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Sofia (Guest) on August 18, 2021

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 13, 2021

😆 That punchline was epic!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 12, 2021

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 8, 2021

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Nchi (Guest) on August 1, 2021

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 25, 2021

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Khadija (Guest) on July 23, 2021

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

James Kimani (Guest) on July 22, 2021

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Neema (Guest) on June 20, 2021

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 20, 2021

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Salum (Guest) on June 20, 2021

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Sarafina (Guest) on June 11, 2021

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 3, 2021

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Arifa (Guest) on June 1, 2021

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Salima (Guest) on May 27, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Jafari (Guest) on May 17, 2021

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Kahina (Guest) on May 12, 2021

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Furaha (Guest) on May 11, 2021

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 9, 2021

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Josephine (Guest) on May 3, 2021

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 3, 2021

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Sekela (Guest) on April 29, 2021

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 15, 2021

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Victor Malima (Guest) on April 12, 2021

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Mwajuma (Guest) on April 10, 2021

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Hekima (Guest) on April 10, 2021

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 3, 2021

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 31, 2021

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Khamis (Guest) on March 24, 2021

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 23, 2021

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 20, 2021

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Mwajuma (Guest) on March 19, 2021

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 14, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on March 13, 2021

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on March 9, 2021

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 4, 2021

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 2, 2021

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 24, 2021

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 17, 2021

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Shamsa (Guest) on February 13, 2021

😂 Gotta save this!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 25, 2021

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃