What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 21, 2024

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on September 14, 2024

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 18, 2024

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Mwakisu (Guest) on August 16, 2024

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Azima (Guest) on August 12, 2024

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 6, 2024

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Mwajuma (Guest) on August 1, 2024

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 26, 2024

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Fikiri (Guest) on July 14, 2024

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Chum (Guest) on July 6, 2024

😂 This is too funny!

James Malima (Guest) on July 3, 2024

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 21, 2024

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Latifa (Guest) on June 20, 2024

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Sofia (Guest) on June 13, 2024

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 10, 2024

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 8, 2024

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 4, 2024

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Josephine (Guest) on May 23, 2024

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Muslima (Guest) on May 23, 2024

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 20, 2024

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Rubea (Guest) on May 15, 2024

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

John Lissu (Guest) on April 28, 2024

😂 I’m saving this one!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 25, 2024

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 24, 2024

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 14, 2024

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Rubea (Guest) on April 14, 2024

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Raha (Guest) on April 12, 2024

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 11, 2024

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Raha (Guest) on April 4, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 28, 2024

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on March 26, 2024

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Latifa (Guest) on March 26, 2024

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Charles Mboje (Guest) on March 25, 2024

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Mashaka (Guest) on March 17, 2024

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 5, 2024

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Ibrahim (Guest) on March 2, 2024

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 28, 2024

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 23, 2024

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 13, 2024

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Halima (Guest) on February 6, 2024

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 5, 2024

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Irene Akoth (Guest) on February 1, 2024

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Tambwe (Guest) on January 28, 2024

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Mwinyi (Guest) on January 27, 2024

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Yahya (Guest) on January 19, 2024

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Zuhura (Guest) on January 16, 2024

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 13, 2024

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Hawa (Guest) on December 31, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Josephine (Guest) on December 22, 2023

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Anna Malela (Guest) on December 19, 2023

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Abdillah (Guest) on December 12, 2023

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 10, 2023

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 7, 2023

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 4, 2023

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 1, 2023

😂 So funny!

John Malisa (Guest) on November 24, 2023

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Daudi (Guest) on November 22, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Zuhura (Guest) on November 20, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Baraka (Guest) on November 9, 2023

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 2, 2023

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎