The merry-go-round! ๐
Explanation: A top's favorite ride at the amusement park would be the merry-go-round because both the top and the merry-go-round spin around in circles. It's a playful and amusing choice for our little spinning friend! ๐ช๐
Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 25, 2021
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Mzee (Guest) on October 21, 2021
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Halimah (Guest) on October 16, 2021
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Nassar (Guest) on October 13, 2021
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Hassan (Guest) on October 13, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Daudi (Guest) on September 26, 2021
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 26, 2021
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Maida (Guest) on September 19, 2021
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 18, 2021
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 16, 2021
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 10, 2021
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Nasra (Guest) on September 6, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Husna (Guest) on September 5, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Zainab (Guest) on September 3, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Majid (Guest) on August 21, 2021
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 19, 2021
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 11, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 6, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 31, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
John Malisa (Guest) on July 22, 2021
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 15, 2021
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Daudi (Guest) on July 7, 2021
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 30, 2021
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 29, 2021
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Asha (Guest) on June 27, 2021
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 18, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Raha (Guest) on June 14, 2021
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Shukuru (Guest) on June 10, 2021
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 4, 2021
๐ Perfect joke!
Raha (Guest) on June 3, 2021
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Chum (Guest) on May 26, 2021
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on May 24, 2021
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 20, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
David Ochieng (Guest) on May 10, 2021
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 27, 2021
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 24, 2021
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 23, 2021
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 20, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Mwachumu (Guest) on April 11, 2021
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Zulekha (Guest) on April 8, 2021
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Azima (Guest) on April 6, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Wande (Guest) on April 6, 2021
๐ That punchline!
David Sokoine (Guest) on April 2, 2021
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Rashid (Guest) on April 2, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 24, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Nuru (Guest) on March 24, 2021
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 5, 2021
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on February 7, 2021
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on January 30, 2021
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Sekela (Guest) on January 24, 2021
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 22, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 25, 2020
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 22, 2020
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Amani (Guest) on December 15, 2020
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 12, 2020
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Rashid (Guest) on December 9, 2020
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 22, 2020
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Bakari (Guest) on November 21, 2020
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on November 12, 2020
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Juma (Guest) on November 10, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ