Q: What kind of murderer has fiber? ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
A: The Cereal Killer! ๐ฅฃ๐ช
Explanation: This riddle plays on the double meaning of "fiber." While the question seems to be about a murderer with dietary fiber, the answer takes a humorous twist by referring to a "Cereal Killer" instead. It's a play on words, adding a fun and unexpected element to the riddle. So, instead of imagining a murderer with a healthy diet, we end up picturing someone who targets breakfast cereals with a mischievous intent! ๐ฝ๐ฅฃ๐
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My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
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Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 8, 2021
๐ This is gold!
Neema (Guest) on July 6, 2021
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Kijakazi (Guest) on June 6, 2021
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
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๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 24, 2021
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Neema (Guest) on May 23, 2021
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Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 15, 2021
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Bahati (Guest) on May 15, 2021
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Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 14, 2021
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 14, 2021
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Habiba (Guest) on May 8, 2021
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Mazrui (Guest) on April 30, 2021
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Samuel Were (Guest) on April 29, 2021
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Samuel Were (Guest) on April 22, 2021
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Shukuru (Guest) on April 16, 2021
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 15, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 11, 2021
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Salma (Guest) on April 3, 2021
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 1, 2021
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Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 1, 2021
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Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 21, 2021
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Mustafa (Guest) on March 9, 2021
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Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 8, 2021
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Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 25, 2021
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 22, 2021
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Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 18, 2021
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I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 12, 2021
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Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 12, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
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I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Nassor (Guest) on February 3, 2021
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 24, 2021
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Chiku (Guest) on January 6, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Fatuma (Guest) on January 4, 2021
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 31, 2020
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Athumani (Guest) on December 23, 2020
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Jaffar (Guest) on December 15, 2020
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Zuhura (Guest) on November 28, 2020
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Sarafina (Guest) on November 18, 2020
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 11, 2020
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on November 7, 2020
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
David Kawawa (Guest) on November 6, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
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Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
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Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
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Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 16, 2020
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
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Shabani (Guest) on October 6, 2020
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 6, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Wande (Guest) on September 24, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช