Short Answer: It's time to see a tooth-hurty! 😁🦷
Explanation: This answer plays with the word "tooth-hurty" which sounds similar to "two-thirty." The joke is that when you have a toothache, it's time to see a dentist! The emoji adds a playful and cheerful tone to the response.
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 27, 2021
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Sumaya (Guest) on November 26, 2021
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 16, 2021
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on November 15, 2021
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
John Kamande (Guest) on October 13, 2021
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Juma (Guest) on October 7, 2021
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Rukia (Guest) on October 4, 2021
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 3, 2021
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 3, 2021
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 3, 2021
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Mwinyi (Guest) on September 30, 2021
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Sultan (Guest) on September 25, 2021
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 25, 2021
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 24, 2021
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Zawadi (Guest) on September 22, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 19, 2021
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 15, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Rabia (Guest) on September 11, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Arifa (Guest) on September 9, 2021
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 8, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Maulid (Guest) on September 4, 2021
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 23, 2021
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 20, 2021
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 6, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 6, 2021
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Rukia (Guest) on August 3, 2021
😄 Nailed it!
Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 23, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Nchi (Guest) on July 16, 2021
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Sekela (Guest) on July 10, 2021
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Chiku (Guest) on July 6, 2021
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Chum (Guest) on June 29, 2021
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Asha (Guest) on June 22, 2021
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Zulekha (Guest) on June 19, 2021
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 18, 2021
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
John Kamande (Guest) on June 16, 2021
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 6, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Mwanais (Guest) on June 6, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Zainab (Guest) on May 28, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 25, 2021
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 18, 2021
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 16, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Ali (Guest) on May 16, 2021
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Zakia (Guest) on May 3, 2021
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 30, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Hawa (Guest) on April 29, 2021
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Mazrui (Guest) on April 25, 2021
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 14, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Abubakari (Guest) on April 4, 2021
😂 Sharing right away!
Zainab (Guest) on April 4, 2021
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 24, 2021
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 18, 2021
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Nuru (Guest) on March 12, 2021
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Victor Malima (Guest) on March 11, 2021
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Nassor (Guest) on March 11, 2021
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Jamal (Guest) on March 9, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 6, 2021
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 5, 2021
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 4, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Majid (Guest) on March 3, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Fatuma (Guest) on February 27, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋