What’s a math teacher’s favorite tool?

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 30, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 26, 2021

😂 This joke just made my day!

Halimah (Guest) on November 21, 2021

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 8, 2021

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 6, 2021

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Wande (Guest) on October 28, 2021

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

George Tenga (Guest) on October 24, 2021

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 21, 2021

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Fadhila (Guest) on October 21, 2021

🤣 This joke is just too good!

George Tenga (Guest) on October 9, 2021

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 29, 2021

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Kiza (Guest) on September 27, 2021

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 13, 2021

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 10, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 9, 2021

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Daudi (Guest) on August 30, 2021

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 27, 2021

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Warda (Guest) on August 27, 2021

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Hawa (Guest) on August 27, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 19, 2021

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 18, 2021

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on August 14, 2021

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 29, 2021

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 22, 2021

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 10, 2021

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 1, 2021

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 1, 2021

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 20, 2021

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 20, 2021

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 17, 2021

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 15, 2021

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 7, 2021

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 3, 2021

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Fadhila (Guest) on May 15, 2021

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 15, 2021

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Mwinyi (Guest) on May 7, 2021

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Shamsa (Guest) on May 6, 2021

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 27, 2021

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Amani (Guest) on April 27, 2021

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 25, 2021

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Shukuru (Guest) on April 24, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 1, 2021

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 1, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Zakaria (Guest) on March 30, 2021

😂 So funny!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 30, 2021

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Daudi (Guest) on March 20, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on March 19, 2021

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 18, 2021

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 10, 2021

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 10, 2021

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 28, 2021

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 20, 2021

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Yusra (Guest) on February 11, 2021

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 8, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Shabani (Guest) on February 5, 2021

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

John Mwangi (Guest) on January 30, 2021

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on January 25, 2021

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 22, 2021

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

James Mduma (Guest) on January 20, 2021

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Omar (Guest) on January 17, 2021

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌