Q: What is a kitten's favorite dessert? A: Mice cream! 🍨🐭
Explanation: Cats are known for their love of chasing and catching mice, so it's only natural that a kitten would have a sweet spot for "mice cream" (a pun on "ice cream"). This playful answer combines the idea of a dessert with the kitten's favorite prey, creating a funny and unexpected twist. The emoji adds a touch of cheerfulness and cuteness to the response.
Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 27, 2021
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on November 25, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 21, 2021
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
John Lissu (Guest) on November 16, 2021
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 15, 2021
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 5, 2021
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 29, 2021
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Raha (Guest) on October 29, 2021
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 19, 2021
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Kiza (Guest) on September 17, 2021
😄 Perfect joke!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 15, 2021
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 15, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 11, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Umi (Guest) on September 6, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Salma (Guest) on September 3, 2021
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Bahati (Guest) on August 28, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 28, 2021
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 26, 2021
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Zuhura (Guest) on August 20, 2021
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Fadhila (Guest) on August 15, 2021
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 14, 2021
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 11, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Shamim (Guest) on August 1, 2021
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Ahmed (Guest) on July 31, 2021
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 28, 2021
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 24, 2021
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Faiza (Guest) on July 21, 2021
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Sharifa (Guest) on July 21, 2021
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 13, 2021
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Abdillah (Guest) on July 10, 2021
😆 That punchline!
Juma (Guest) on June 13, 2021
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 25, 2021
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Anna Malela (Guest) on May 18, 2021
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Kheri (Guest) on May 15, 2021
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Nchi (Guest) on May 13, 2021
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Tambwe (Guest) on May 11, 2021
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
George Tenga (Guest) on May 10, 2021
😃 Instant mood boost!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 7, 2021
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 19, 2021
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Kassim (Guest) on April 17, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Jamila (Guest) on April 16, 2021
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Raha (Guest) on April 15, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 7, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Jabir (Guest) on March 10, 2021
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 25, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
James Kawawa (Guest) on February 20, 2021
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Khamis (Guest) on February 11, 2021
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 3, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Mjaka (Guest) on January 29, 2021
🤣 Sending this now!
Jabir (Guest) on January 27, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 12, 2021
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 11, 2021
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 11, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Nassar (Guest) on January 10, 2021
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 6, 2021
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Victor Malima (Guest) on January 5, 2021
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Salum (Guest) on December 29, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 27, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 25, 2020
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Fatuma (Guest) on December 17, 2020
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!