A math teacher's favorite type of dessert is... π! 🥧
Explanation: A math teacher's favorite dessert is π (pi), which is a mathematical constant representing the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. It's a clever play on words since π sounds like "pie" and math teachers love all things related to numbers and geometry. Plus, who can resist a delicious slice of pie? 🤩
Yahya (Guest) on October 21, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Daudi (Guest) on October 14, 2021
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Francis Mrope (Guest) on October 13, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 10, 2021
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Majid (Guest) on October 7, 2021
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 5, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Abubakari (Guest) on September 18, 2021
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Kassim (Guest) on September 18, 2021
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Mwajuma (Guest) on September 17, 2021
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 17, 2021
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Abdillah (Guest) on September 15, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 14, 2021
😄 What a joke!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 13, 2021
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Nassor (Guest) on September 12, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Abubakar (Guest) on September 8, 2021
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Nchi (Guest) on September 3, 2021
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Warda (Guest) on August 22, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 15, 2021
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 9, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Kijakazi (Guest) on August 3, 2021
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 19, 2021
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 18, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 16, 2021
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Hashim (Guest) on July 14, 2021
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 12, 2021
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 30, 2021
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 23, 2021
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Muslima (Guest) on June 7, 2021
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 4, 2021
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 16, 2021
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 12, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 3, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Amina (Guest) on April 23, 2021
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Abdillah (Guest) on April 20, 2021
🤣 This joke is too good!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 18, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Nchi (Guest) on April 15, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
James Kawawa (Guest) on April 10, 2021
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 5, 2021
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Mwinyi (Guest) on March 27, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Jafari (Guest) on March 22, 2021
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 19, 2021
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 17, 2021
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 13, 2021
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 10, 2021
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Amina (Guest) on February 28, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Halimah (Guest) on February 28, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Mwafirika (Guest) on February 27, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
David Chacha (Guest) on February 24, 2021
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 22, 2021
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Arifa (Guest) on February 18, 2021
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
James Mduma (Guest) on February 8, 2021
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 9, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 3, 2021
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 2, 2021
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 1, 2021
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 30, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Rubea (Guest) on December 20, 2020
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 11, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 23, 2020
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Fadhila (Guest) on November 17, 2020
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️