Short answer: Because it didn't want to be baked into a "smart cookie"! 🍪😉
Explanation: This answer plays on the pun of the oven not wanting to become a "smart cookie" by going to college. It suggests that the oven is already "smart" in terms of its functionality, so it doesn't need to pursue higher education. The use of the cookie emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
Charles Mboje (Guest) on March 5, 2022
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 24, 2022
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Jamila (Guest) on February 16, 2022
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Halima (Guest) on February 15, 2022
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 31, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 31, 2022
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 30, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 27, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 26, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 21, 2022
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Grace Minja (Guest) on January 6, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 5, 2022
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Mashaka (Guest) on January 5, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Tabu (Guest) on December 26, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Faiza (Guest) on December 24, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 16, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Grace Minja (Guest) on December 9, 2021
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Hashim (Guest) on December 2, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
David Nyerere (Guest) on December 1, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Zainab (Guest) on November 28, 2021
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Rashid (Guest) on November 18, 2021
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 16, 2021
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 14, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 10, 2021
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 1, 2021
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 24, 2021
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 18, 2021
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 4, 2021
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Aziza (Guest) on September 25, 2021
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 22, 2021
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 9, 2021
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Daudi (Guest) on August 21, 2021
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Maida (Guest) on August 17, 2021
😂 Sharing right away!
David Kawawa (Guest) on August 16, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 11, 2021
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
John Lissu (Guest) on August 1, 2021
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
James Mduma (Guest) on August 1, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
George Wanjala (Guest) on July 27, 2021
😂 I’m dying!
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 9, 2021
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on July 2, 2021
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Kiza (Guest) on July 1, 2021
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 30, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 24, 2021
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 19, 2021
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Mwachumu (Guest) on June 5, 2021
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Mwakisu (Guest) on May 31, 2021
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Shani (Guest) on May 28, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Raha (Guest) on May 22, 2021
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Mariam (Guest) on May 21, 2021
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 12, 2021
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 9, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 8, 2021
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Yahya (Guest) on May 5, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Mwanais (Guest) on May 4, 2021
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 1, 2021
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Khatib (Guest) on April 25, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Yahya (Guest) on April 22, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Tambwe (Guest) on April 17, 2021
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 13, 2021
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 13, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂