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Tofauti ya ukopaji wa mzungu na mswahili

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MZUNGU: Hi, I need $100, will pay back on Monday

MSWAHILI: Kaka vipi, shwari? Dah.. hatuonani mzee, mishe vipi, mnatunyima nini? Juzi nimekuona kwa mbaaali… mzee shavu dodo, full kipupwe! Sie tupo bwana, shida tu, afu misiba mingi tu, wife nae kajifungua ghafla. Sasa, kuna cheque naisubiri haijatoka hadi leo, wanasema itatoka next week, hapa nimekwama kweli. Naweza pata 'Laki Moja' ya karibu hapo nitarudisha mwisho wa mwezi…?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 8, 2017

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Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 15, 2016

Huyu alikuwa na point! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 15, 2016

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Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 13, 2016

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 26, 2016

πŸ˜„ Hii ni ubunifu wa hali ya juu!

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Nitaeleza hii kwa marafiki zangu bila shaka! πŸ˜„

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Hii imenikumbusha kicheko cha zamani! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

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Hii ndio nilihitaji leo! Asante! 😜

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Mwanais (Guest) on December 3, 2015

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Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 14, 2015

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😁 Hii ni dhahabu!

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Nahida (Guest) on May 9, 2015

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Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 🀣😊

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