Omar (Guest) on December 30, 2020

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Hamida (Guest) on December 16, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Fatuma (Guest) on December 13, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Zakaria (Guest) on December 8, 2020

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Nyota (Guest) on December 6, 2020

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 19, 2020

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 15, 2020

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on November 14, 2020

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 8, 2020

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Athumani (Guest) on November 8, 2020

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Abubakar (Guest) on October 27, 2020

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Nchi (Guest) on October 25, 2020

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Omari (Guest) on October 14, 2020

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 5, 2020

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 4, 2020

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Ibrahim (Guest) on October 1, 2020

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 25, 2020

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 24, 2020

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Mwagonda (Guest) on September 18, 2020

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 15, 2020

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Habiba (Guest) on September 14, 2020

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 6, 2020

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 4, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 2, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Nasra (Guest) on August 21, 2020

😂 I’m dying!

Kahina (Guest) on August 19, 2020

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 11, 2020

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 11, 2020

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Azima (Guest) on August 5, 2020

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Majid (Guest) on July 28, 2020

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Jamila (Guest) on July 27, 2020

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 23, 2020

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Selemani (Guest) on July 16, 2020

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

George Mallya (Guest) on July 14, 2020

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Tambwe (Guest) on July 11, 2020

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Latifa (Guest) on July 3, 2020

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 3, 2020

😂 Sharing right away!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 29, 2020

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 22, 2020

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 19, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 5, 2020

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 5, 2020

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Rahma (Guest) on May 25, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Jaffar (Guest) on May 15, 2020

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Khalifa (Guest) on May 6, 2020

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Rukia (Guest) on April 30, 2020

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 2, 2020

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 27, 2020

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Chris Okello (Guest) on March 25, 2020

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 22, 2020

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Khadija (Guest) on March 15, 2020

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Frank Macha (Guest) on March 14, 2020

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Mwakisu (Guest) on March 2, 2020

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Mwakisu (Guest) on February 18, 2020

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 15, 2020

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 10, 2020

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 25, 2020

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Yusuf (Guest) on January 16, 2020

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 12, 2020

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Masika (Guest) on January 6, 2020

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️