Name her Patty! 🍔
Explanation: The hamburger named her daughter Patty, because Patty is a common term used to refer to the beef patty that goes inside a hamburger. It's a play on words that brings a smile to your face, imagining a hamburger giving birth to a little patty. 🍔😄
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I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 1, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 29, 2020
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 1, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 18, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Mustafa (Guest) on September 12, 2020
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 5, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 27, 2020
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 18, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 2, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 15, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 15, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Abubakar (Guest) on July 11, 2020
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 30, 2020
😁 This made my day!
Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 23, 2020
😆 Totally hilarious!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 18, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 15, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Ibrahim (Guest) on June 13, 2020
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 11, 2020
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 4, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 11, 2020
😅 I needed that!
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on May 10, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Chiku (Guest) on May 2, 2020
😁 This is gold!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 29, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
James Kimani (Guest) on April 25, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Issa (Guest) on April 24, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Muslima (Guest) on April 20, 2020
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
John Lissu (Guest) on April 12, 2020
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 10, 2020
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 31, 2020
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 29, 2020
😂 So funny!
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 26, 2020
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Josephine (Guest) on March 25, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Biashara (Guest) on March 20, 2020
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 19, 2020
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Nashon (Guest) on March 19, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Nashon (Guest) on March 17, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Mjaka (Guest) on March 13, 2020
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 11, 2020
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 4, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Juma (Guest) on March 4, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Nassar (Guest) on February 28, 2020
😂 This is a keeper!
Mchuma (Guest) on February 24, 2020
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Mgeni (Guest) on February 10, 2020
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
James Malima (Guest) on January 20, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
James Kimani (Guest) on January 20, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 17, 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Yusra (Guest) on January 14, 2020
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
George Mallya (Guest) on January 14, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 13, 2020
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Sarafina (Guest) on January 13, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Rukia (Guest) on January 7, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 3, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Rahim (Guest) on December 31, 2019
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Abdillah (Guest) on December 15, 2019
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Nchi (Guest) on December 10, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 29, 2019
😂 I’m dying!
Makame (Guest) on November 23, 2019
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
David Musyoka (Guest) on November 21, 2019
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻