What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on November 22, 2020

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Sarah Karani (Guest) on November 13, 2020

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

James Malima (Guest) on November 6, 2020

😅 I needed that laugh!

Zuhura (Guest) on November 2, 2020

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Mustafa (Guest) on October 30, 2020

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 28, 2020

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 19, 2020

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 18, 2020

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Sekela (Guest) on October 10, 2020

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 30, 2020

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Hamida (Guest) on September 22, 2020

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 20, 2020

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Latifa (Guest) on September 7, 2020

😄 Nailed it!

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 6, 2020

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 31, 2020

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Nassar (Guest) on August 21, 2020

😂 This is too funny!

Amir (Guest) on August 18, 2020

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 15, 2020

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 8, 2020

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Victor Malima (Guest) on August 6, 2020

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 22, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 11, 2020

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Shabani (Guest) on July 8, 2020

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Halimah (Guest) on June 27, 2020

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 20, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on June 19, 2020

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Salum (Guest) on June 17, 2020

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 14, 2020

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Nchi (Guest) on June 11, 2020

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 7, 2020

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 30, 2020

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 16, 2020

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

George Tenga (Guest) on May 13, 2020

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 6, 2020

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Nuru (Guest) on April 30, 2020

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 30, 2020

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Abdullah (Guest) on April 29, 2020

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 23, 2020

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 18, 2020

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on March 26, 2020

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Nahida (Guest) on March 17, 2020

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 6, 2020

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 27, 2020

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 22, 2020

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 16, 2020

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Abdullah (Guest) on February 4, 2020

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Abubakari (Guest) on January 30, 2020

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 26, 2020

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Bahati (Guest) on January 26, 2020

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 25, 2020

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 24, 2020

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 22, 2020

😄 Too good!

Sultan (Guest) on January 17, 2020

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Rubea (Guest) on January 15, 2020

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 14, 2020

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Nuru (Guest) on January 6, 2020

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 3, 2020

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 1, 2020

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Mwanais (Guest) on December 21, 2019

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Robert Okello (Guest) on December 3, 2019

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜